What kind of Bees produce milk?
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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk
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︎ Jul 17 2020
My kids learned if you don't keep vermin out of your garden, you produce more rabbits than vegetables;
it's a problem called ingrown hares.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What do you call someone who makes fun of produce?
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︎ Jul 14 2020
What do you call bees that can produce milk?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
What insects produce milk?
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︎ May 30 2020
Disney isn't going to die and go out of business even though they completely shut down operations and didn't produce anything for three months.
They just suspended animation.
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︎ May 16 2020
Where did they used to mass produce scents and smells?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
My mom started a factory that produces chewing gum flavoring. She got rich.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
Bananas produce enough radiation to set off sensitive geiger counters.
That would mean a banana tree is a nuclear plant.
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︎ Feb 08 2020
What kind of Bees produce milk instead of honey?
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︎ Oct 24 2019
I licked some poison that instantly produces amnesia.
Can't remember its name, but it just was on the tip of my tongue.
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︎ Feb 21 2020
What do you call a bee that produces milk
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︎ Dec 27 2019
My friend showed me his plans to produce a machine that makes pennies. At first, his concept didn't plausible...
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︎ Dec 04 2019
What do you call a building that produces items that are ok, but not really anything special?
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Maintenance needed in Produce
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︎ Jul 04 2019
I once saw a cow that could produce no milk.
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Eastern Europe produces a lot of techno, but it's primarily consumed by just one region:
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What do you call the people that you eat grass and produce milk alongside?
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︎ Aug 02 2019
Since flowers produce aroma, and flowers are typically associated with love, couldn't flowers be considered aromantic item?
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︎ Jun 22 2019
I think Nintendo produces their joy-cons on Tokyo
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︎ Jul 27 2019
Studies show cows produce more Milk when the Farmer talks to them.
Itβs a case of in one ear and out the udder
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︎ Dec 01 2018
I was telling my son about how a cow produces milk...
He asked me "Dad, if it doesn't produce anymore, is it an udder faliure?"
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︎ Jun 03 2019
Someone asked me if I like fish that produce electricity...
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There was a farmer selling his produce at the side of the road, I pulled over as I was a bit hungry to get an apple. I noticed he also sold paracetamol and cough medicine. I asked him "why do you sell drugs?"
He said "I'm a farmer see"
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︎ Jun 13 2019
I recently came across a business opportunity to produce bombs disguised as prayer mats.
The salesman assured me the prophets would go through the roof!
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︎ Jul 05 2019
Bad vegetable puns donβt produce laughter.
Itβs a rotten experience.
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︎ Mar 27 2019
Did you know during the third Reich there was a project to produce energy from a certain type of grain
I'm surprised you never heard of Hitler's rice to power
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︎ May 22 2019
You know how it costs more to produce pennies than they are worth?
It really puts into perspective that old adage βyou have to spend money to make moneyβ
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︎ Aug 15 2018
Beatles in the produce...
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︎ Oct 16 2018
Willie Itule Produce, Yeah Iβd Only Hope Around my Produce.
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︎ Jan 03 2019
BREAKING NEWS: Apple and Kia Motors have joined forces to produce a kit set electric car in sweden...
... they are calling it the iKia
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︎ Apr 14 2019
I get wet every time i shop for produce at my local supermarket.
The place is full of leeks.
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︎ Mar 25 2019
What do you call a time period when Lamborghini starts to produce electric cars only?
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︎ Oct 20 2018
I saw there were organic Jazz apples for sale at the produce center
So I thought I should Take 5!
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︎ Jan 16 2019
A cargo ship hauling produce sank out in the Atlantic the other day.
Did you hear about it? Apparently it had an overabundance of leeks.
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︎ Jan 14 2019
Owners of the produce company whose lettuce truck crashed respond to inquiries...
> We had to let the driver go. Heads did roll.
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︎ Jan 25 2019
So while walking through the produce section I was lamenting the fact I used to be pretty rad.
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︎ Jan 04 2019
Have you heard? The grocery store found Frosty in the produce section.
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︎ Oct 27 2018
Hi, I'm drey. I own a produce business. These are beets by drey.
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︎ Apr 26 2014
What do you call someone who produces milk and does not have any potatoes?
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︎ Oct 31 2016
The grocery store had a sale on produce, but the selection was really bad
Either way it was a raw deal
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︎ Oct 16 2018
I created a company that produces concrete airplanes
Let's just say it didn't take off
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︎ Mar 13 2018
What kind of produce really enjoys 70βs pop music?
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︎ Jul 25 2018
Etymologists have recently announced the discovery of a new bee. What makes this bee unique is its ability to produce milk.
It will be called the boo-bee.
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︎ Jun 14 2018
Farmville produces socially engineered crops.
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︎ May 16 2017
Plugging wires into a lead block produces an AC/DC current
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︎ Jan 15 2018
What kind of math can produce milk?
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︎ Aug 24 2017
Wife mentioned there was a produce warehouse on fire near downtown.
I said, "Well, guess they didn't stock enough watermelon." She refuses to talk to me now...
Link: http://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/Smoke-Seen-for-Miles-from-Fire-near-Downtown-Dallas-422199263.html
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︎ May 14 2017
What part of your body produces the most milk?
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︎ Oct 23 2015
Dadjoked in the produce aisle
I was at the grocery store with my teenage brother and when we went through the produce aisle he turned to me and said " Something about this aisle makes me feel like a guy who's been in a coma for the last 20 years trying to figure out the slang he missed" " What?" You know, because that's some rad ish" I've never been prouder.
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︎ Nov 19 2014
Why didn't the cow produce any milk on yom kippur?
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︎ Jul 22 2015
I work in produce. Dadjoked a group of girls.
A group of like 5 girls were coming through the department and asked me where the cabbage was, so i took them to it and when they said thank you i pointed to the lettuce and said, "Sure thing. LETTUCE know if you need anything else." One laughed and the others groaned. I felt quite accomplished.
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︎ Apr 16 2015
Buying fresh produce last night
Picking out a few apples when a bunch more started to fall and I said
"Oh no! I've started and apple-lanche!"
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︎ Jun 30 2014
What's a spill in the produce section called?
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︎ Mar 24 2016
In line at Chipotle and my dad asks me, "What country produces the most avocados?"
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︎ Jan 08 2016
Jack Nicholson got a job at the supermarket. He stands in the Produce section and tells customers...
"You can't handle the fruit."
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What do you call a cow that cannot produce milk?
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What kind of bees produce milk ?
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If a cow doesnβt produce milk, itβs both an udder failure, and a milk dud.
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︎ Mar 25 2019
what type of bees produce milk?
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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?
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If a cow doesnβt produce milk:
Is it a milk dud or an udder failure?
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︎ Oct 27 2019
What bees produce milk?
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︎ Dec 08 2019
What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?
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︎ Sep 10 2019
What do you call a cow that doesnt produce milk?
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︎ Mar 13 2019
It's a known fact that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them
It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.
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So if a cow doesn't produce milk,
Is it a Milk Dud or an Udder Failure?
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︎ Feb 13 2019
What do you call a dairy cow that canβt produce milk?
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︎ May 29 2019
What do you call bees that produce milk?
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︎ Aug 23 2018
What type of bees produce milk?
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︎ Mar 31 2019
Studies show that cows produce more milk when farmers talk to them
Itβs a case of, in one ear and out the udder
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︎ Feb 05 2019
What kind of bees produce milk?
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︎ Mar 24 2019
What do you call a cow that canβt produce milk?
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︎ Nov 14 2017
What kind of bees produce milk?
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Studies show that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them.
Itβs a case of in one ear and out the udder.
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︎ Dec 01 2018
What type of bees produce milk?
Boo-bees (compliments of my son)
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What kind of bees produce milk?
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What do you call cows that don't produce milk?
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What Bees produce milk?
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What kind of bees produce milk?
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What do you call a dairy cow that can't produce any milk?
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What do you call a cow that canβt produce milk?
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What kind of bees produce milk?
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What type of bees produce milk?
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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?
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