I only pick up if it says "lieutenant caller" or higher.
AHIPPA- crit!
...did that make it a VI P room?
"Oh No!!!"
"What's wrong?"
"Those soldiers were meant to be your birthday present. "
Called: JalapeΓ±o Business
She was facing a lot of pier pressure.
Because the market isn't buying it
Itβs an irate pirate eye rate
He said "dew outta trees ain't bad!"
"... it's your own asphalt."
They called me loo tenant
Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely Coinci Dental.
βThank you, sir!β
Sure enough, after sailing for another year, he came to the place the enchantress had spoken of and found a trove of coins and medallions, enough to make him wealthy beyond his wildest dreams.
He brought all of it on board his ship and through storms and turmoil returned home with his prize. The assayor at the dock, however, took one look at all of it and told him it was worthless. Dejected, the young man walked away from his ship, and vowed never again to travel in search of his fortune.
"Sad, is it not?" said a friend of the assayor as he watched the young man shuffle away. "Aye," replied the assayor, "yet another victim of the pyrites of the Caribbean."
They rely on your 'general' knowledge
Because they arenβt private tutors.
One of my students shared that with me yesterday and it made me smile because I had just crop dusted the back of the room.
Itβs my cake day. Be nice.
I would be a giraffe.
Because a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
Because we'll be jalapeno business.
A privates investigator.
Hey, you're moving up, definitely going places! Nothing major though.
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Itβs called the heir plane.
He kept things pretty low key.
The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.
The private said, "That's a tall order, sir."
A private tutor.
All I see is two lips.
Daughter says "You should be a private tutor." Wife responds "Why do you say that?" My Daughter laughs and replys "Because your farts smell so bad!"
Private I
A Fudgina.
A tractor
If anyone gets a private message from me about canned meat, don't open it.
It's SPAM.
Every once in a while they get a colonel stuck in their teeth.
Every time I ask someone, they tell me "it's private."
Put a wing on it
It wasnβt a very good one.
<literally told to me 5 minutes ago by my dad>
A private tooter
...when he came upon a group of four women building a fire. When they saw him one said, "This is a private ceremony. No men allowed!" The man apologized and turned around and went back the way he came, but curiousity got the best of him.
As soon as he was out of sight he went into the nearby woods and quietly crept towards the women to find out what their ceremony was all about. By the time he was close enough to hear them they were sitting around the small fire that they had built.
He watched as one woman pulled out some meat from her bag and said in a serious voice, "Partake in this pig flesh to represent your connection to death," and handed it to the fourth woman.
Then the second woman pulled out some cheese from her bag and said with the same seriousness, "Partake in this creature's gift to represent your connection to life," and handed it to the fourth woman.
The third woman then whispered to the fourth, "The meat used to be raw and the cheese used to be moldy, but too many new Sisters were getting sick." Then in a serious voice she said, "Partake in the gift of the soil to represent your connection to the Earth," and she handed the fourth woman some bread.
The three women then said together, "Partake in these gifts and join our Coven."
The man suddenly understood what the women were doing on the beach. They were making a sand witch!
Private Eyes!
Good work!
Private: Thank you, sir!
Private: Thank you, sir!
A private tooter
