A list of puns related to "Principals"
...the jerk had me charged; assault with a breadly weapon.
Jacinda home.
I then changed into a suit and tie and came in and said "so, tell me why you're here today..."
Homeschool is tough work....
Rolling back 40 yrs or so, here's the story I told to my 2nd grade class.
To catch an elephant, you first need to go to the jungle where elephants are found. Then you cut down all the trees in a big circle, and dig a hole out. Put the trees in the hole and burn them down to ashes. Carefully line the edge of the hole with peas.
And when an Elephant comes to take a Pea, you kick him in the Ash-Hole!
Everyone about died. Hell, even the teacher and principal were laughing about it. Dad was amused. Mom was not.
The student replies, “No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.”
He said a square word
Parents: Arson?
Principal: Yes, your son.
Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
So I guess you could say I’m the dickhead.
"Mr. Smith, if you want to keep your job as the grammar teacher, you need to start teaching the ENTIRE alphabet."
He mint well.
My friends and I were arm wrestling at lunch, we get around 3 matches in when our vice principal came in and told us we had to stop. We ask why and I say it's because we're not allowed to be armed at school. The vice principal walks away and my friends laugh their asses off. Today was a good day.
So I guess you could say Im the dickhead
I guess you could said I'm the dickhead
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