Principales Puns

A list of puns related to "Principales"

Dad got incarcerated at a parent teacher meeting.

He stood on principal.

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👤︎ u/arcx01123
📅︎ Jan 17 2022
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A little insect got in trouble for ditching school to go to a picnic.

He was a true ant.

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👤︎ u/ThusSpokeGaba
📅︎ Aug 26 2022
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My son's math's teacher was away so the head of school had to step in and take her place.

It's the principal that counts.

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👤︎ u/GameDesignerMan
📅︎ May 21 2021
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Why was the chicken sent to the principles office?

He was caught using fowl language.

(I came up with this, but I'm sure it's been done before)

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👤︎ u/awkunzler
📅︎ Dec 20 2020
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The woman in charge of our local primary school has decided to resign.

She wants to quit while she's a head.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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I'm done with banks

They have lost my interest

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👤︎ u/dubeykeebler
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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What happens when a politician takes a viagra?

They get taller!

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👤︎ u/Psybud16
📅︎ May 16 2018
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Principal: Sorry to call you in, but your son set the school on fire.

Parents: Arson?

Principal: Yes, your son.

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👤︎ u/berniemax
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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I pour my root beer into a square cup.

Now it's just beer.

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👤︎ u/tanzaniteflame
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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Okay this isn't a typical Dad Joke but it's a dad joke.

So this just happened.

My dad walked into my room, said "So you think you can take on your old man," doing an exaggerated impression of a bad lip sync, threw a toy throwing star at me, and left. I have no further explanation.

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👤︎ u/CatoticNeutral
📅︎ Aug 08 2018
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