Storks bring babies, but do you know what type of birds prevent babies?
Swallows....
How does Santa Clause prevent himself from getting coronavirus?
By santatising
Be like Santa Claus and prevent the spread of Covid
Use Santatizer
I’m going to open a restaurant that doesn’t do anything to prevent spreading the pandemic
It’s called Thai Food Mary
What can you use to prevent stepping on your cat all the time?
PURRipheral vision.
I just published a book on how to prevent skin injuries and minor burns.
It’s non friction.
What has wheels and prevents water rings
A roller coaster
A new precaution has been implemented to prevent the spread of the Coronavirus.
All TCP communications will be converted to UDP to avoid handshakes.
Did you hear about the new boxer with a disability that prevents him from lifting his arms past his waist?
All his opponents seem to have the upper hand.
It’s easy to prevent women from eating tide pods
But it’s harder to deter gents
Eyelashes are supposed to prevent things from getting in your eyes but when I do have something in my eye, it's always an eyelash.
Eyeronic!
My religion prevents me from throwing out old clothing.
We have been called to be holy.
My uncle is convinced that his wife prevents flakey scalp in the hair
She's Aunty Dan Druff
I have a rare condition that prevents me from putting on foundation, mascara, eyeliner, etc.
No really, you can’t make this up.
My coworker has to drink alkaline water to prevent IC flare-ups—the higher the pH the better.
That’s so basic.
Crabgrass in my lawn is always fighting to prevent good grass seed from rooting...
Guess you could say I'm caught in the middle of a turf war
The Mars rovers have to be sterile before being sent to the planet to prevent cross contamination. Just one germ and they must clean the spaceship again...
The whole mission must be scrubbed.
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To prevent your gyro meat from drying out, criticize it harshly while cooking.
Give it a good lamb basting.
Do prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts?
What do British spies use to prevent athlete's foot?
Bond. Gold Bond.
How do you prevent a fish from smelling bad?
You cut off its nose.
Church sign: God’s son-screen prevents sin burn
Possibly the worst one I’ve ever seen..
Did you know sex can prevent drowning?
It gives you heir.
TIL that fruits and vegetables can help prevent constipation
I guess that's why they call it pro-deuce.
He was always fixing his old roof to prevent leaks.
He had to stay on top of it.
Performing regular vehicle maintenance can prevent issues down the road.
All fan-bases have to be pretty large to prevent fans from toppling over.
How does Santa Clause prevent himself from getting coronavirus?
By santatising
It’s easier to prevent ladies from eating Tide Pods
It’s harder to deter gents
Do prison officers use Proactive to prevent breakouts?
