[OC] The prehistoric shark in a limbo competition asked the presiding official, Don, to lower the bar. “Low enough?” Don asked.
“No, I want it even lower. I want it mega-low, Don.”
In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.
Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again 🤔
What do you call a president that has to do a lot of laundry?
They didn't like the President's breath.
So they gave him peach mints.
Biden will NEVER, EVER be my president
because I live in Canada.
Why did the dime run for President?
Because he kept hearing that people wanted to vote for change.
Now that Donald Trump is no longer President, the United States is experiencing post-nut clarity.
In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?
What's the president's backup plan in case the USA gets invaded?
The Russian president was spotted on the roof of a hotel.
At that point, he was truly Putin on the Ritz.
A president getting impeached twice?
That really trumps all the rest.
The campaign to elect Kamala Harris as Vice President
...was the most ex-pence-ive in history.
What do you call a president that you quickly turn off and on?
Twitter has gone too far! Now they're banning Mario for threatening the President.
Evidently he found out that Trump was in Peach twice.
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
American president
Why is the new President so old?
Hes been Biden his time
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
I wonder if there will be a term for a President who’s been impeached twice
At least I know there won’t be two terms!
What is president elect Joseph Robinette Biden going to do until January 20th?
The Trump Presidency didn't end with a bang...
Why are there so few pictures of the 16th President?
Because he was always a blinkin'
I wrote to the Vice President to ask him to overturn the election results...
But that's just my own To Pence.
What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?
I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet
Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?
Why hasn’t Joe ran for president before?
If Joe biden becomes president,
the white house will become forbiden
I call these my Vice President Mike Pants.
If both President Trump and VP Pence died from Coronavirus...
... that would be unpresidented.
Is it appropriate to call a sitting president diaperdon?
I am really fed up with all the president name jokes.
I will just avoid reddit until christmas.
They should have gotten old bi den.
Why was the vice president great at music?
Because he had the algorithm.
What agency does the president call upon when craving a late night snack?
Russian president.
Why does the Russian presidency stink?
Because Vladamir's pootin.
Since his political career is almost over the US vice president is starting his own soda company.
It's called Pence-a-cola.
I always thought Joe already knew he was going to become president...
He was just Biden his time.
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