[OC] The prehistoric shark in a limbo competition asked the presiding official, Don, to lower the bar. β€œLow enough?” Don asked.

β€œNo, I want it even lower. I want it mega-low, Don.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/budcuddly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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In honor of former president Donald J. Trump

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Handleton
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.

Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again πŸ€”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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Ring...ring...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/D0NW0N
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What do you call a president that has to do a lot of laundry?

WASHING-TON

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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They didn't like the President's breath.

So they gave him peach mints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billyk42k
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Biden will NEVER, EVER be my president

because I live in Canada.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-Only-Lurk-SRD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Why did the dime run for President?

Because he kept hearing that people wanted to vote for change.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Now that Donald Trump is no longer President, the United States is experiencing post-nut clarity.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/femifoodie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.

He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tfowler11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?

I guess I’m Bi Den

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Assfrontation
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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What's the president's backup plan in case the USA gets invaded?

USB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corken01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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The Russian president was spotted on the roof of a hotel.

At that point, he was truly Putin on the Ritz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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A president getting impeached twice?

That really trumps all the rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robjmcm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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The campaign to elect Kamala Harris as Vice President

...was the most ex-pence-ive in history.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nwhaught
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What do you call a president that you quickly turn off and on?

A blinkin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/japandler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Twitter has gone too far! Now they're banning Mario for threatening the President.

Evidently he found out that Trump was in Peach twice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jodyleblanc
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?

Because he was afraid of Capitalism!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frindwamp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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American president

Why is the new President so old? Hes been Biden his time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nohopeofanoscope
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?

Bi den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DancinOnTheMoon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I wonder if there will be a term for a President who’s been impeached twice

At least I know there won’t be two terms!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agrajag22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What is president elect Joseph Robinette Biden going to do until January 20th?

He’ll be Biden his time!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajereXYU
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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The Trump Presidency didn't end with a bang...

...but with a WI/MI/PA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why are there so few pictures of the 16th President?

Because he was always a blinkin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikethelabguy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Topical...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vidman33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I wrote to the Vice President to ask him to overturn the election results...

But that's just my own To Pence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I have a list of puns/bad jokes for every U.S. President reddit.com/gallery/jw48pr
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThackerOpinions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?

Electile dysfunction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/portleycrue12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet

Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ucbrandon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Why hasn’t Joe ran for president before?

He was Biden his time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Splotchyitachi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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If Joe biden becomes president,

the white house will become forbiden

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baalbaking58
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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I call these my Vice President Mike Pants.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TopGovtOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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If both President Trump and VP Pence died from Coronavirus...

... that would be unpresidented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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Is it appropriate to call a sitting president diaperdon?

Depends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I am really fed up with all the president name jokes.

I will just avoid reddit until christmas. They should have gotten old bi den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwillbecomehokage
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Why was the vice president great at music?

Because he had the algorithm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whoeatscheese
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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What agency does the president call upon when craving a late night snack?

The Secret Room Service

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrayWolf85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Russian president.

Why does the Russian presidency stink? Because Vladamir's pootin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aberohammys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Since his political career is almost over the US vice president is starting his own soda company.

It's called Pence-a-cola.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bozo_dubbed_over
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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I always thought Joe already knew he was going to become president...

He was just Biden his time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ParadoxXSchock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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