In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Some people think Steve jobs would be a better president than Donald Trump
But you can't really compare apples to oranges.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Someone told me Trumps last order as president is to outlaw shredded cheese.
Hmm guess he wants to make America grate again π€
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︎ Jan 18 2021
Who is the most open-minded president?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Mt. Rushmore rocks!
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︎ Mar 26 2021
If Kanye becomes president, how long till weβre celebrating Yeezster instead?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
I've always wanted to be the US President like my dad
He too always wanted to be the US President
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︎ Mar 29 2021
What do you say to The President Of The United States when he leaves abruptly?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Have you ever wandered why it takes the President so long to complete a sentence when he speaks?
I guess heβs just Biden his time.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Why does the president stop at the traffic light?
Because he's a Law A 'Biden' citizen
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Oh laundry, sometimes I feel like our first president
Because I am washing-a-ton
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︎ Mar 21 2021
Whatβs the president of Moroccoβs name?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
What kind of temper tantrums do fake presidents always throw?
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︎ Mar 13 2021
Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?
You donβt know what youβre missing
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︎ Apr 09 2021
Biden will NEVER, EVER be my president
because I live in Canada.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
Why did the dime run for President?
Because he kept hearing that people wanted to vote for change.
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Ring...ring...
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︎ Dec 19 2020
In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What do you call a president that has to do a lot of laundry?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
They didn't like the President's breath.
So they gave him peach mints.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What's the president's backup plan in case the USA gets invaded?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What do you call a president that you quickly turn off and on?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
A president getting impeached twice?
That really trumps all the rest.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
The Russian president was spotted on the roof of a hotel.
At that point, he was truly Putin on the Ritz.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
The campaign to elect Kamala Harris as Vice President
...was the most ex-pence-ive in history.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Why did President Xi Jinping order the caplock keys to be removed from all Chinas computers?
Because he was afraid of Capitalism!
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Twitter has gone too far! Now they're banning Mario for threatening the President.
Evidently he found out that Trump was in Peach twice.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
The Trump Presidency didn't end with a bang...
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What did the 46th president say while taking the White House keys from the 45th on his way out?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
I wonder if there will be a term for a President whoβs been impeached twice
At least I know there wonβt be two terms!
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︎ Jan 14 2021
If Joe biden becomes president,
the white house will become forbiden
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︎ Apr 10 2020
What is president elect Joseph Robinette Biden going to do until January 20th?
Heβll be Biden his time!
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︎ Jan 17 2021
Topical...
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︎ Nov 05 2020
Why are there so few pictures of the 16th President?
Because he was always a blinkin'
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Why hasnβt Joe ran for president before?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
I wrote to the Vice President to ask him to overturn the election results...
But that's just my own To Pence.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
I call these my Vice President Mike Pants.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
American president
Why is the new President so old?
Hes been Biden his time
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︎ Jan 20 2021
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