My wife fell for me because of her sexual preferences
What is a candy bars pronoun preference?
What did the buffalo say to his well-behaved calf of ambiguous sexual preference when he went for college?
I’m tired of defending myself for being an anti vaxxer. It’s a personal preference.
I don’t vax my floors. I don’t vax my chest hair, and I certainly don’t vax my legs.
If there were a study exploring the pornography preference of people in each country, we could finally see what this world is coming to.
I just have a preference for certain fabrics.
Nothing you say will dissuede me!
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
People who are afraid of strong preferences for Vietnamese soups have...
Preference for taking either the elevator or escalator is based on a difference in upbringing.
Waitress: Do you have a preference on where you want to sit?
I don’t really have a preference when it comes to rappers
What do you call a dating app that matches people by their leg preferences?
Music preference dad-joke
My friend and my dad were discussing music.
Friend: "Do you like Finnish music?"
Dad: "I prefer Start music."
I swear the walls were groaning.
What's chocolate's preferred pronouns?
Her/she
I got an eye roll from the wife on this one. I guess that's the dad joke seal of approval.
Why do the French prefer to have a small breakfast
Because one egg is un oeuf.
What gender pronouns does choclate prefer
There are several ways to get to the second floor. Some prefer the stairs, others the elevator.
I'd prefer it if you didn't cook eggs for breakfast
But omelette you off this time
I gave my friend an apple, and he told me he preferred pears.
So I gave him another apple.
What pronouns do chocolate bars prefer?
What pronouns does Michael Jackson prefer?
Why do I prefer apples over oranges?
Because apples come with no strings attached.
6:30 is the best time on the clock,
Which pop icon prefers to work in the Falklands?
What is a cat's preferred writing surface?
What type of Christmas trees do scientists prefer?
What are Michael Jackson’s preferred pronouns?
Do you prefer a) Mulled Wine, b) Mulled Cider, c)Mulled beer or d) Mulled Gin?
This was a Mulled tipple choice question.
Why do programmers prefer the dark?
Because the light attracts bugs.
I asked my dad for a snack and he gave me a peach. I told him I would prefer a pear.
So he gave me another peach.
How do Auto Body repairmen prefer their pasta cooked?
Why do HVAC technicians prefer second edition Dungeons and Dragons?
What potato chips do dogs prefer?
My friend handed me a peach. I told him I prefer pears.
So he handed me another one.
What piece of chicken does the band members of ZZ Top prefer?
Why do emo kids prefer skis over snowboards?
Why do a lot of people prefer Canada and the US over other countries?
One of its lakes is Superior.
What brand of gasoline do turtles prefer to use?
Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?
Why would someone prefer pudding shots over Jell-O shots?
Because they drink like a mousse.
What kind of salad do newlyweds prefer?
Why do foot fetishists prefer losing?
Why does the postal service prefer to hire daredevils?
Because they need people that love to push the edge of the envelope.
What are windmills’ favorite genre of music?
Why does Chris Martin prefer the stage adaptation of Frozen?
Because it's a cold play.
A comforter is always preferable to a quilt.
Sorry. I’ll try to stop making blanket statements like that.
Why do most goblins prefer cooking with gas?
Because they’re hobgoblins.
I prefer buying wireless equipment
When paying there are no strings attached
I really don’t like bees.
I think my fear of them was instilled by my Asian mom, who demanded we get As.
All appetizers prefer to text. All except one.
Does anyone else prefer milk over orange juice?
Mill doesn't make me concentrate on the box.
What hairstyle is preferred by rebellious cows?
Why do people living in Minneapolis prefer 7.5oz soda cans to the standard 12?
Why do psychics prefer to eat hamburgers?
Because they’re meaty yums.
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you'd like to sit?
Hostess: Do you have a preference of where you sit?
What gender pronouns do chocolate bars prefer?
What are Chocolate bars preferred pronouns?
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