Italian white bread is Santa's favorite because

As the song goes, "Ciabatta watch out, Ciabatta not cry, Ciabatta not pout......"

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This girl with duck lips walked up to me.

"Hey," she said. "Help me with this crossword. I need a 7 letter word, the clue is 'destruction'."

I said, "Wipeout?"

She said, "Because it makes my lips look bigger. Now help me with the crossword."

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