A list of puns related to "Pouring"
I told her she would roux the day.
The police charged him with multiple counts of a salt.
"Who was that?" asked my wife.
"Just some drunk asking for a push." I grumbled.
"Did you help him?" she asked.
"No, I did NOT! It's 3am and it's pouring rain!"
"Well, you've a short memory." she said. "Don't you remember three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself! Now get out there and help him!"
She had a point, and angrily, I got dressed and went out into the darkness, calling out, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes."
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes please."
"Where are you?"
"Over here...on the swing."
Itβs the little tings in life, ya know?
I told her this way, she wonβt have any grounds for divorce.
Now give me my 7 upvotes
I suppose chicken soup IS good for the soil
It was mugged.
His appetite was whet.
It's not right to Kikkoman when he's down
"Would you put the umbrella above our son?" asked my wife.
"It's close," I replied. "But I think I prefer our son."
Because it hurts sodium much.
I don't know why, but it just seems agitated.
"If your Weet Bix begin to float, then you'll have a whole raft of problems!"
Wife: ? Me: "There's a bottle neck."
His friend, confused, asks "What are you doing??"
He replies "That's one for the road"
(actual joke told by my dad)
... because of the fake tannin.
I grin, she groans and drinks more wine.
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
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