A list of puns related to "Pouches"
They were a species of peliwon'ts.
A pouch potato
I walked into the kitchen to put some things away. I had some used silverware in one hand, and a tub of butter, a bag of cheese, and a pouch of sour cream in the other. I approached the sink to put the silverware inside when I accidentally dropped the tub of butter on the ground. My sister, who was at the sink at the time, looked at me and said: "That doesn't go there!" I picked up the tub, looked at her, and said:
"Sorry. Butterfingers."
A pouch potato.
An angeroo!
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Long ago there was an ancient alien civilization called the Capri. The Capri werenβt humanoid creatures in fact they most resembled a juice pouch. Their planet was under attack and so out of desperation two Capri sent their alien child to earth. After a long ride the baby landed on earth. The Capri was soon found be two loving parents and was raised like a regular child. After his first day at school he came home and said to his dad βDad, why am I not like the other kidsβ. The dad looked at him and said βbecause youβre a Capri, sonβ
I reply, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
I got arrested in charge of pickpocket
He was convicted of stealing Kanga's pouch and had to change his name to Christopher Robben.
"You know why possums hang upside down? It makes it easier for them to clean out their pouches."
A pouch potato!
Pouch potatoes
A pouch potato.
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