The reason why Quokkas have pouches
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/General-Snorlax
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18 2019
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My town was trying to pave over the swamp in the middle of town for a new Kmart but the large water fowl with long beaks and a large throat pouches would not move...

They were a species of peliwon'ts.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07 2019
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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06 2021
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I was helping my family to clean up after dinner today.

I walked into the kitchen to put some things away. I had some used silverware in one hand, and a tub of butter, a bag of cheese, and a pouch of sour cream in the other. I approached the sink to put the silverware inside when I accidentally dropped the tub of butter on the ground. My sister, who was at the sink at the time, looked at me and said: "That doesn't go there!" I picked up the tub, looked at her, and said:

"Sorry. Butterfingers."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NateGetsHate
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07 2021
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What do you call a kangaroo who watches too much TV?

A pouch potato.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SabaSohail81
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11 2020
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Which animal has a pouch full of rage?

An angeroo!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/69nepmac69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05 2019
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Juice joke

Long ago there was an ancient alien civilization called the Capri. The Capri weren’t humanoid creatures in fact they most resembled a juice pouch. Their planet was under attack and so out of desperation two Capri sent their alien child to earth. After a long ride the baby landed on earth. The Capri was soon found be two loving parents and was raised like a regular child. After his first day at school he came home and said to his dad β€œDad, why am I not like the other kids”. The dad looked at him and said β€œbecause you’re a Capri, son”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TropicalWin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06 2019
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Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks me if I would like the milk in a bag...

I reply, "No, just leave it in the carton!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2016
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Yesterday I kidnapped a baby kangaroo..

I got arrested in charge of pickpocket

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jizzler_Rage_792
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2018
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Christopher Walken got arrested in The 100 Acre Woods

He was convicted of stealing Kanga's pouch and had to change his name to Christopher Robben.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Soggy_Pronoun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2018
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Grandpa's possum joke

"You know why possums hang upside down? It makes it easier for them to clean out their pouches."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justkayla
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25 2013
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What do you call a lazy Kangaroo?

A pouch potato!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lacsantos91
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 21 2019
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What do you call lazy kangaroo children?

Pouch potatoes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YoureSmallingMeKills
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30 2017
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What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elvisnake
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