What do you call an annoying potatoe?
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︎ Nov 26 2019
What Do You Call A Communist Potatoe Named Richard
A Dick Tater...
I'll see myself out
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︎ Sep 28 2019
Ordering potatoe skins in a restaurant
Him> how many come in an order?
Waitress> Four
Him> Four what?
Waitress> Four skins
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︎ Mar 06 2014
Got a cheesy potato pun
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Need stupid/funny potato puns.
I know this might not be the place to post a question but I was wondering if any of you punny peeps can help me out? I got some free stamps and I want to mail a few potatoes out to my relatives. I know this is pretty stupid and a waste of time but I'm laughing at myself just thinking what their reactions and responses will be when they check their mailbox and see a potato. I want to write a potato pun somewhere on the potato. So of you're willing to help me do this; please leave me your potato puns for me to read and decide which ones I'll be using. Thank you for reading.
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︎ Apr 16 2019
Potato puns are apeeling
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︎ Mar 25 2018
Potato puns
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︎ Jan 01 2019
Potato puns are a little tricky...
you need to stew on 'em a little bit, you can't just russet.
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︎ May 02 2018
At a family dinner for Thanksgiving (Canada), everyone is firing off their best potato puns.
I pipe up with "Please, you guys, stop. If you keep this up, I'm going to die of Tuber-culosis."
The entire table emitted a collective groan at me, and one of my cousins just shook his head at me. No one made a potato pun again that night.
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︎ Oct 11 2016
Whatβs the difference between a baked sweet potato and a forcefully flying pig?
One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.
You can say I'm agnocchic.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What do you call a fried potato who is being held hostage?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Why do Canadian geese go well with mashed potatoes?
Because they make nice gray-V's.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
What do you call an enlightened potato?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
This summer when I dug potatoes from my garden, they all were shaped like a letter from the alphabet...
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Did you hear about the men at the monastery who make fried potato crisps?
Theyβre the chip monks.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
The final potatoes
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︎ Jul 05 2020
What do you call a potato wearing glasses?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What's a dog's favorite kind of potato chip?
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What do you call a potato in a hotel room?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
How do you scare potatoes?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
An hour before 5 in the morning is the best time to cook a sweet potato.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Do you like potatoes?
Because I find them very a-peeling.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
My wife's an abysmal cook. She tried combining corned beef, onions and potatoes...
She made a right hash of it.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
What do you call an award-winning potato snack?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
A couch potato
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︎ Aug 17 2020
What internet job did the potato get?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What do you call a potato that copies all the other potatoes?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
How are Potatoes paid for their work?
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︎ Nov 05 2020
My dad once told me that if I put a potato in my swim trunks, I would attract more women...
He forgot to tell me to put the potato in the front
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︎ Jul 31 2020
What did potato say to the other potato?
Nothing, potatoes can't speak.
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︎ Oct 16 2020
What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?
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︎ Oct 10 2020
We made a dill potato salad last night, and man, was it delicious. So fresh and herby...
It was some baller baller dill, yβall.
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Why did the potato got to the hospital?
Because of Tuber-colosis heh
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Every morning when I am done getting my 2 year old ready for school I call her a Canadian potato chip.
Because sheβs all dressed.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
what did the tomato say to the potato?
"I'll ketchup with you later"
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︎ Oct 21 2020
What does potatoes and tomatoes have in common?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
What do you call a spotted potato with lots of eyes?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Iβve decided to give up drinking and replace booze with mashed potato...
I guess you could say Iβll just be getting sMASHED from now on.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What do you call a boat made of potatoes shaped like male genitalia?
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︎ Jul 26 2020
A girl potato told her parents she was marrying Tom Brokaw, but they forbid it because...
He was just a common-tater.
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︎ Oct 04 2020
Ducks love raw potatoes and will attempt to unearth them with their bill. Enthusiastically mistaking rocks for potatoes can cause damage leaving them...
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Couch potato
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︎ May 18 2020
Offense to potatos
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Who runs the school for potatoes?
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Ordering KFC, and I ask for a chicken wing. Cashier asks, βok sir, and which side?β
I replied I had never thought about it before, but I suppose Iβll take the right side.
Cashier: βsir, I meant mashed potatoes, corn, or beans.β
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︎ Jan 08 2021
For glory of all potato
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I got annoyed because the russet potatoes were announcing everything I did.
Then I realized theyβre just common taters.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What do you call an annoying potatoe?
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︎ Dec 23 2018
What do you call a potato with glasses
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︎ Jul 16 2020
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