The results of the post-mortem were in, and it was clear the man had been murdered with a plate of mild curry.

A Blunt Force Korma

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What do you call a vegans post-mortem?

A rawtopsy

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A man tried to sell me a coffin today...

I told him that's the last thing I need.

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