Dolphin Dad: When we first met,.....we just clicked.
It's hard work, but at least I serve a porpoise.
I've gotta find some porpoise in my life.
I mean, what’s their porpoise?
for all in tents and porpoises.
Through podcasts
Because they spend their lives search for porpoise.
Four, all in tents and porpoises.
They lack porpoise
Oh the hue-manatee!
Because he did it on porpoise.
(Told this to my 4 kids and got 2 groans, one confused look, and an eye-roll)
For all in tents and porpoises.
He did it on porpoise.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
You can win pretty easily if you want to but it defeats the porpoise
Boater says it was an accident. Judge ruled that he did it on porpoise.
I have a renewed sense of porpoise.
What is my porpoise
Turns out He did it on porpoise 🐬
We just clicked.
I am sorry. So, so sorry...
He felt his life had no porpoise
Everything they do is on porpoise
I know this story may sound a little fishy, some of you may even consider it a whale of a tale, but if you take it in tide I’m sure you’ll sea the porpoise isn’t me just beingkoi or * squidding* around or fishing for attention; it was shrimply an act of cod that I’m hooked on sharing with others. If it reely makes anyone crabby or puts me on thin ice, just let minnow and I’ll gladly clam up. I’d hate to see this sub flounder or take a dive because of my own shellfish ambitions.
“We hope the new rule will help, for all in tents and porpoises.”
The whole area will need to be sealed off
It wasn't on porpoise!
Now my life has no porpoise.
It was all-porpoise flour.
He couldn’t see a porpoise ahead of him.
At least I have a porpoise.
So, to all in tents and porpoises, it's free!
Because the richpoises left.
I don't do it on porpoise.
They wonder if their life has a porpoise.
fishlam.
Because they wanted to serve a greater porpoise
She told me I need a porpoise in life
It’s for training porpoises.
should not be used for medicinal porpoises.
But that would defeat the whole porpoise.
To find his porpoise.
Today I accidentally set loose the dolphins.
My wife has no porpoise.
Apparently it was strictly for insurance porpoises.
But I failed to see the porpoise.
But when they work with dolphins they do it on porpoise
but were created for educational porpoises.
What porpoise do they serve
But I know it will serve a porpoise.
Because it would defeat the porpoise.
He does it for safety porpoises
So a guy decides he wants to buy the world's most unique pet. He goes to the pet store.
He looks at a cat and a dog. Not unique enough.
He looks at a hamster and a guinea pig. Please.
The pet store guy shows him a porpoise in a tank. He says "what's unique about that" and the pet store guy says "this one will live forever".
So he buys two.
He takes them home and puts them in his bathtub.
He feeds them. He tries feeding them fish, shrimp, waffles, everything. They won't eat anything.
So he goes back to the pet store, and says "they won't eat anything I give them" and the pet store guy says "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, the only thing they will eat is mynah birds."
He says "mynah birds. Really?" and the pet store guy says "yep".
So he buys a couple mynah birds and takes them home.
When he gets home, there's a lion sleeping on his front step. Yes, a lion.
He thinks, that's a little strange, but I've got these mynahs and I've got to feed my pets. So he steps over the sleeping lion and takes the mynahs inside.
Just then, a cop jumps out of the bushes and arrests him.
He says "come on! What's the charge"
And the cop says
"transporting mynahs across a sedate lion for immortal porpoises"
It was missing a porpoise.
It had served its porpoise.
The manager saw me and exclaimed "You did that on porpoise!!"
He said: “For all in tents, and porpoises...”
I know it sounds fishy, but I really think it will help to be less crabby, get out out of my shell, and have a porpoise in life.
After all, the world is my oyster!
There was this scientist that discovered a way to keep porpoises alive forever. Problem was that he had to feed them baby sea gulls Well the sea gull was a protect species so he had to be careful. Well one night he was bringing some back to the lab. It was very dark and he ran over a lion that was sleeping in the middle of the road A cop sees all this and you know what he arrested him for ? Carrying underaged gurls across a staid lion for immortal porpoises
This is not original. I read it in a book of puns 40 years ago. I do not know which one I would like to give it credit but it was 40 years ago
Finally, I found my wife’s porpoise
I guess it’s for some military porpoises
(Courtesy of my very own father)
To get to the other tide.
Because he felt like he had no porpoise!
I said, "Sorry, I don't do it on porpoise"
Me; "Not on porpoise"
He laughed 12 year old girl next to us cringed and said "porpoise... really?" Joke had desired effect.
It would de-feet the whole porpoise...
I mean, what porpoise do they serve?
Some say it was an accident, but I think he did it on porpoise.
It kind of defeats the porpoise, though.
The were working at cross porpoises.
Because he was searching for a higher porpoise!
I didn't get the porpoise.
I told the police it was an accident, but they said it was on porpoise.
Kinda defeets the porpoise, don't you think?
He had no porpoise
They wonder if their life has a porpoise.
They do everything on porpoise.
It had no porpoise
“What is my porpoise?”
and the dolphin says, "Did you do that on porpoise?"
