Why was the dolphin sad? because it had no porpoise in life.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bitsofabillion
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Swimming with a dolphin is moving with a porpoise
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arconyx
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Every bit of this pun is on porpoise
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πŸ‘€︎ u/doyouhavetono
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Doodle I drew on porpoise.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/El-Rob75
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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He did it on porpoise gfycat.com/DisfiguredHoar…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilOstia
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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I’ve posted this on porpoise
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheClague
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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A pod of porpoises moved into the harbor near my town. So, me and my friends decided to go camping on the beach to check it out. We brought beer for us and some raw fish to feed the pod. Everybody had a great time. You could say it was a party

for all in tents and porpoises.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackFunk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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It wasn't an accident, It was on porpoise.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/el_pintado_81
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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If you surf on the back of a dolphin, then you're riding on porpoise.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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They killed the colourful whale on porpoise!

Oh the hue-manatee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExactlyOneNinja
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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One day I want to create a documentary that follows the life of a dolphin trainer. I’ll call it, β€œliving with a porpoise.”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/millennialmystic
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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I swear, I didn't do it on porpoise!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asutrew
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2013
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Did you know if you let a porpoise beat you at cards it'll give you a ride on its back?

You can win pretty easily if you want to but it defeats the porpoise

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyhowsitgoinOCE
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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What do you call a fascist porpoise?

Adolfin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjsullivan5196
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2015
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If there's an oil spill in the ocean, they'll need an all porpoise cleaner

The whole area will need to be sealed off

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2014
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Hey! You did that on porpoise!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpiteira
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2014
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Why did the aquarium only have porpoises?

Because the richpoises left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoofusMeister
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2016
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