Muy feliz por el baΓ±o!
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I have sex daily

Edit: I have dyslexia*

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killtrevor
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I’ve been saying β€œmucho” to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately

It means a lot to him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DieserBene
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"Son, what're you drinking" "Soy milk"

"Hola milk, soy es tu padre!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/romben1
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Build that wall
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tmac2096
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What do you call an inquisitive Hispanic rodent?

Por quΓ© pine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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For all you folks living with diabetes... (My daughter and I both have type 1.) Here’s the joke β€” What do you say when the waitress at the Mexican restaurant asks you if you want sauce with your carne asada?

A1C por favor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pippingigi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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My 4-year old nephew has been learning Spanish since lockdown...

...he still can't say "please", though, which I think is "poor for four".

Edit: "Por favor" is Spanish for please. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smdouglas2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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Du hast mich gefragt
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cparara1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Studying Spanish and these are the puns I've come up with so far.

English and Spanish.

The Trump administration is making a game out of getting Latinos out of the country, they call it deporte.

Spanish heathens have to pay extra to preforn their ceremonies. Pagan rituals

What sci-fi weapon does the King of Spain prefer? A rey-gun!

Do you know how many times anyone had to tell me how to say 'eleven' in Spanish? Once.

Exclusivamente en espaΓ±ol (PerdΓ³n por errores gramaticales)

QuΓ© comida es el mas mojado? El agua-cate

Cual comida no puede decir una mentira? La verdadura

Como se llama un libro sobra la revoluciΓ³n? Libre!

QuΓ© es exactamente una mejor que Beyonce? Beydoce

Cual animal siempre tiene un novio o novia? El Parejaro.

Cual comida es el menos diverido? Aburrito.

Sobre que papel de pelicula de Madonna no le quiere hablar? Evita!

Quiero que me digΓ‘is mas. Nunca tengo suficiente bromas!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DankOfTheEndless
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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What do you call a bad party gift from a mexican guy?

A por favor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrebsVonswagen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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What do you call a pig that asks too many questions?

Por quΓ© Pig.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaun_B
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2019
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A dad-texted and tested joke

You heard about the bottle of cheap tequila that parked in the parking lot? The security guard came up and said, β€œHey, Jose, you got to leave.” Jose said, β€œΒΏPor quΓ©? It’s a parking lot and I’m parked.” Security guard replies, β€œDidn’t you see the sign? It’s PatrΓ³n parking only.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mandapanda17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Why didn't the polite Hispanic like his bland food?

Por flavor

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Why did the tamale go to the hospital?

Por que tamalito.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LEGEND5000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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What did the Spanish pig say when it got to the slaughter house?

Por-k

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geohunt
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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Bilingual Pun: the Spanish Clothes Shopper

A man from Spain visiting the US walked into a clothes store. He said to the clerk, "Quiero comprar unos calcetines, por favor." Unfortunately, the clerk didn't speak Spanish, and the Spaniard didn't speak English. They searched all around the store, the clerk pointing to various items, hoping to find what the foreign customer wanted.

He pointed at jackets, but the foreigner shook his head and said "No quiero chaquetas." Then he pointed at shirts, but the client was not satisfied and said "No quiero ni camisas." The clerk pointed at sweaters, pants, shoes... but the Spaniard said he didn't want "ni sudaderas, ni pantalones, ni zapatos...".

They couldn't come across the item the shopper needed. Finally, the clerk points to a table of socks, and the man from Spain exclaimed with joy, "Β‘Eso sΓ­ que es!" The clerk exploded in anger, shouting "If you could spell it, why didn't you say it before?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
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One mother showed up to my bachelor party and that was enough

No mas por favor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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I just met a 4 year old that can't say please in Spanish

That's Por favor

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What do you call an inquisitive Hispanic rodent?

Por que pine

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