Just horsing around...

Background: we have two horses who have their own paddocks next to each other and are both the same age but not related. My 6 year old daughter was helping me pick the horse poop up in the paddocks today.

My daughter: β€œdad are our two horses brothers or just best friends?”

I said: β€œthey are not brothers sweet heart and I am not sure they are best friends, but one things for sure - they definitely are neigh-bours.

She laughed, I laughed. It was my proudest dad joke moment ever!! Haha.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smurfman1900
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What did horse jesus say?

Be good to your neiiigghh-bours

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable?

Neigh-bours.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Just got caught off-guard by my eleven-year-old daughter.

So, in true dad spirit, I asked my daughter if she'd heard about the man raised by horses.

After I delivered the "difficult childhood, but a stable environment" punchline, she groaned and said, "I thought you were going to say he was your neigh-bour."

She learns fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/churplaf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2016
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What do you call an Australian Soap show about horses?

Neigh-bours

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Unknown101
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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