Studies show when car-pooling, when going through a tunnel, people who sit in the back are shown to experience more anxiety.
Scientists call it "car-pool tunnel syndrome"
The Nordic countries are pooling their resources to improve renewable energy production.
Many Hans make light work.
How does Dolly Parton clean her swimming pools?
Chlorine, chlorine, chlorine, chlorineeeeeeeeeeee!
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pool?
The pool
On the titanic is still filled with water...
Where does a pool table keep its money?
What game do chickens play in the pool?
One to make you scratch your pool noodle
Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.
Lifeguard: What ya got there?
Me: Hummus
A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation to build a community swimming pool.
So, I handed him a glass of water.
Sometimes, when you find yourself walking through a shallow pool for no reason...
...you have to stop and ask yourself what you’re wading for...
The cows on my dairy farm have all decided to form a new financial vehicle made up of a pool of money collected from many cows to invest in securities...
The public pool sector must be taking a real dive right now
What do you call an unvaccinated kids in a swimming pool?
How do you get 100 rowdy Canadians out of the pool?
I found what looked like a kitten frozen in my iced-over pool. I dug it out and let it defrost, it turned out to be a big squirrel.
I thought I thaw a pussycat.
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.
I gave him a glass of water.
Somebody wrote a quote at the bottom of the pool.
What do you call a woman balancing a pint of beer on her head playing pool?
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and he’s floating in your pool?
Bob.
(It’s padre’s birthday and he just dug that one out of the depths of his memory...)
I recently had a fellow knocking door to door asking for donations for our local pool...
I was happy to give him a full glass of water to help!
The deepest swimming pool in the world
Is most likely on the Titanic
What do you call a security guard at a swimming pool?
What do you call Hitler in a pool?
A German built a swimming pool around his table.
What do you call a guitar used to play pool?
In light of his record with these mega-projects, Elon Musk's proposed new Miami-tunnel gives new meaning to the term
"car-pool tunnel syndrome."
Guess they will not be there for me in the pool
What's green, has 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
Last night my wife threw me in the pool
I had some pretty wet dreams
I was racking up to play pool with my son, and he said, “Do you wanna break?”
I said, “We haven’t even started. How lazy are you?”
Well I mean I would be mad...
I was just chillin by the pool on the 4th of July with my 11 yr old. I told him I got a little Sun...
And then you had a growth spurt.
It took him a few minutes...
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the swimming pool?
They couldn't keep their trunks up!
Some boy scouts came to our house today and asked for donations for a local community pool being built.
I went and got them a glass of water.
Why was the Queen in a hurry to get to the pool at Westminister?
She didn't want to be late for her chlorination.
I was about to shoot some pool with my friend Jacques and asked him, “Hey, where is your cue?”
He said, “It’s between the c and the u.”
Went to the swimming pool the other day and desperately need to pee so just peed in the pool
Got such a fright when the lifeguard blew his whistle that I nearly fell in..
Some lifeguards at the pool were doing a ph test to see how the pool was doing, and I was fascinated by it.
I thought to myself, “Dang, hydrogen is powerful”
What do you call a woman that plays pool while balancing a pint on her head?
Beertrix Potter
(The 'Burnadebt' joke from last night reminded me that my dad told me both those jokes about 25 years ago! Definitely using them if I ever end up being a dad.)
What do you call s man with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a pool?
A man knocked on my door today and asked for a small donation for the local swimming pool...
So I gave him a glass of water...
What do you call Hitler in a pool?
What's green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool
I gave him a glass of water
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
