Poisson Puns

A list of puns related to "Poisson"

Quick aside. If admiral ackbar contracted a minnow-scule amount of salmon-ella poisson-ing while tuna-ing his guitar on his carp-et, would he instead need to use his bass tonight?
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👤︎ u/joker-here
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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People will respect you personal opinion more if you pronounce it poissonal opinion

It sound more ofishal.

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👤︎ u/jethvader
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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Don't eat the French fish.

It's poisson.

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👤︎ u/smithsea2
📅︎ Nov 04 2020
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Why should you never eat the fish in France?

Because it's poisson.

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👤︎ u/Fernxtwo
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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Baguette question

Would carrying a baguette between your cheeks be a pain in the butt?

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👤︎ u/BostonBakedBrains
📅︎ May 31 2014
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When choosing fish at the fishmonger's

Fishmonger: "they're all good, pick your poison"

Me: "Don't you mean, Pick your poisson?"

Fishmonger: <wink> "Good one"

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👤︎ u/neowie
📅︎ Feb 24 2017
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Why French doesn't eat FISH?

Because it's POISSON.

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👤︎ u/TheXXV_YT
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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