François Arago Puns

In order to clarify the cosmic influences on weather, the author recalculated several thousand meteorological records from solar to stellar time. The obtained data, translated into diagrams, show a number of interesting dependencies.

Even in the first half of the last century there were attempts to scientifically process the already long-existing national omen about the relationship of weather changes with combinations of the Sun and the Moon, especially with new moons. Indeed, there was much that deserved serious attention in this omen: the solar heating causes upward and, thanks to them, downward air currents with the formation of cumulus and thunderstorm clouds of local origin, as well as trade winds and nonpassage air currents that mix its cold polar layers with the warmer layers of the temperate belts of the Earth.

Due to the tidal action of the Moon, as well as of the Sun, there must inevitably exist tides not only in the seas, but also in the atmosphere, and the atmospheric tidal waves of the Sun, running variously on the lagging lunar waves, must, judging by the seasons, cause cyclones of various places of origin, the main factors of the instability of the Earth weather.

All this seemed so clear that many astronomers and meteorologists, starting with the famous François Arago, put a lot of work checking this idea on a huge number of daily records in the weather observatories of the globe. But no matter how they combined these records, linking them with the Sun and the Moon, the result was always the same: sixty percent of the predictions came true and forty percent were not justified, showing that apart from the Sun and the Moon some other cosmic factors influenced the weather changes, because from the natural scientific point of view no natural phenomenon can be unreasonable. Many years ago, I also specifically studied this subject. At the same time I had an idea that the missing third factor of weather changes can and even should be our whole Galactic cosmos, i.e. the whole totality of our disk-shaped cluster of stars and especially their rotation center.

But to find out such an influence and to determine its dimensions, it would be necessary to enumerate the records of all meteorological yearbooks from our ordinary solar time, on which they are kept, to stellar time, the day of which is 4 minutes shorter than the solar day. And this enumeration of the hundreds of thousands of meteorological marks necessary to obtain a certain conclusion wo

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

But nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starter pistol.