For my black jeep.
Because there is no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.
He scored a home run every single at bat, and always the exact same way. Way over right field, too high for anyone to reach, and it always landed in exactly the 17th row of the stands, give or take a couple feet.
He earned the nickname “the machine” for how consistently he hit the exact same spot every time. Right field, 17th row, every single time. He did this for 20 years before he retired. Tickets to the 2-3 seats that the ball always landed on sold for over $2k a pop by the time he retired because you were guaranteed at least a couple home run balls.
And the day he retired a reporter asked him “How does it feel to be retiring as the greatest hitter of all time?”
Hugh just looked at the reporter puzzled. “What do you mean?” He said.
The reporter clarified “literally over 5,000 times you went to the plate and hit a home run to right field, 17th row of the stands!”
Hugh looked dejected and disappointed “yeah, my greatest failure...”
“What do you mean?” Said the reporter incredulously.
Hugh let’s out a long sigh, and looked down at the ground quietly for a moment before finally speaking.
“I’ve been aiming left this whole time”
It is an extremely rare dish order.
She said: no, it's in pasta bowl
I was bee-trayed.
but people do say I'm loyal to a fault.
Discuss
They just rib it.
That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.
CHINA FLUUU
Dinner’s on me
Clock’s a doodled doo.
Sorry, My fault
And you say, how much is it per plate?
(Pay-per plate)
"Stay cool. Dinner's on me"
To which I replied "This is nacho average Taco Tuesday"
Lunch' s on me!
A pasta-tute
He spilled the beans!
Someone gave him a saucer he could not reuse.
I replied, "No thanks, I'd rather wrestle for it!"
I had an escape-pea!
I wish I would have found the food.
"Yes, si vous plate."
Riveting!
It's dishwasher safe!
"I Sharted."
His Mother would always turn around and say "dishes Sean Connery"
That's the bases of the sport.
It's an extremely rare dish order.
Lunch is on me
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
Sorry, that's my fault.
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
Lunch is on me
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
Dinner is on me!
It’s an extremely rare dish order.
And says: sorry, my fault
