A list of puns related to "Pka"
The lawyer whoβs taking my case was shocked to see the hosts giving out fans numbers on old episodes. He told me that the more people with this experience that come forward with information the better. Theyβll get the same representation. Itβll also shows that this has been happening for years and that the owners did nothing to little stop or prevent it even after they were made aware of people doing it in their paid discord. If you donβt have your messages but you know it happened on the discord server donβt worry about it we have all the logs already. Feel free to private message me.
Given that National Down Syndrome day is coming up I think it would be nice to have him on for a 30 minute segment to spread awareness. Thoughts?
These are hosts that have made several different promises for YEARS and have not followed through on shit. The show is funny sometimes but I no longer care if it burns down. They have their moments of being humorous but I no longer think of any of the hosts as relatively good or relatable people. They are humorous scam artists.
If all of the PKA guests got together and made a podcast where it was a random group of 3 past PKA guests chatting it would be light years better than this show that can't even put together a fucking game or segment together to play on the show.
What, once every 4 months they do an organized idea? Fuck that. You add the scamming tens of thousands of dollars on top of it all and this some real classless podcast.
EDIT2: commenting βwhy do you careβ is so brain dead. Should my response be βwhy donβt you care?β Or βwhy do you care that I care?β I donβt like people who scam tens of thousands of dollars thatβs why I care
EDIT: Some real weirdos in here who have genuinely convinced themselves that we are bad people for being mad at the hosts for not committing to any of their patreon goals or giving a damn about us as viewers at all. The twisted logic you use to say that what the hosts did isn't bad because there wasn't a legally binding contract to do the goals is astounding. Literal mental gymnastics to convince yourselves that simply taking peoples money is okay.
Harley alone makes an episode fantastic, Josh is a welcome addition, and Wendigoon had interesting stories and acted as the laugh track that is sorely missed when Woody is gone.
We all love to hate on the boomer, but it's unfair to use this episode to say "see, without him the podcast is still good/even better!"
It seems outrageous but he went into detail and seemed to be dead serious it was on episode 355 at about 1hour and 14min if anyone wants to look it up.
Did some math on how profitable PKA is.
Patreon earns $16,100/m.
Integrated Ads, assuming 500K unique viewers per episode avg across all platforms, and assuming a Cost Per Thousand (CPM) of $5 per 1000 impressions, and an average of two sponsors an episode; PKA earns $2500x2=$5000 per episode, or $5000x4=$20,000 per month.
Combined, this is $36,100 a month. If split evenly between Kyle, Woody, Murka, Chiz and Zac, it's $7220/m each.
The podcast generates $433,200 a year in net profit, before you take into consideration their own merch and the platforms payouts for automated ads. That's $86,640 a year per person, again assuming it's split evenly, which it's likely not, fuck chiz he doesn't deserve 1/5th, he should be paid how he dresses, like a child from the 1890s, adjust for inflation he only needs like $25 a month to survive comfortably.
Lock & Load will sell 30,000 bottles soon, they mentioned they sold out of the first 10K and are nearly sold out of the new 20K shipment. Assuming a profit margin of 20%, which it's probably higher, $49/5=$9.8 of profit on each bottle, resulting in an extra $294,000 of profit within the last few months.
This brings the total yearly profit to $727,200, or $145,440 for each member. Again this does not include the money Youtube sends them directly, nor the money they get from their other merch, nor the money they get when they have three sponsors instead of two.
In conclusion, they're fucking rich stop giving them money, also they can easily afford the $10K to get wings on the show.
Hey guys. My name is Josh, I went on PKA recently and the feedback has been completely out of this world. I wanted to take the opportunity to post here and talk a bit about it.
I will be honest and admit that I was struggling lately with YouTube and twitch - not having time to focus on my YouTube since I recently moved had a huge impact on my income as well as my twitch numbers, and twitch/YouTube is the only thing I have to support my wife and daughter and pay our bills and it is VERY difficult to find a reasonably paying job for me because - well, if you watched the fucking episode you will already know - Iβm a convicted domestic fucking terrorist. Things were really slowing down and I was starting to lose sleep over what I would do, Iβd have to get a part-time job at McDonalds and stream only on weekends, maybe then we could make ends meet andβ¦
Well. Then Producer Zac pulled some strings and I went on the podcast, right as I neared desperation, right when I needed a miracle. The boys agreed to have me on the show and I had an amazing time with three intelligent, humorous men who are open to learning about this wide crazy world and they showed me a great time no matter how much everyone complains about them. π
In just a few days time I gained over 5k YouTube subscribers and 2k Twitch followers along with a HEATLHY amount of prime subs. The feedback and response has been the most incredible Iβve ever had, even having episodes of podcasts featuring me with 5x as many views. Iβm not rich and Iβm still going to barely have expendable income - but you guys saved me. I canβt get over how amazing and supportive this community is and how many of you flocked to my streams even if you donβt play RuneScape or minecraft just to chill, ask questions, or crack jokes. I am moved and honored to be a part of this community with such a historic legacy and fervent fan base. Thank you guys so much for allowing me to keep doing what I love, even if maybe it will only last for a few more months. β€οΈ
Tl;dr: Iβm Josh, I fucking adore you guys, thank you for keeping my roof over my head and helping me raise my daughter
I just had to say thank you, because the last months have been rough⦠but you guys have inspired me so much. Tons of new YouTube content coming in 2022.
Thank you, real sweet kids, for saving me. My entire family thanks you all, and I hope to see you guys in a few months!
THANK YOU!!!!!
Josh
Edit: Yo I got a uhβ¦. Is it flair? Or a handle? My own
... keep reading on reddit β‘This podcast gets Gayer by the week, I feel bad for Taylor. He has to sit and listen to two juice heads talk about nothing for 4 hours
Edit: thanks for the likes lmao
If I get 300 upvotes Iβll dye my hair like wood
Woody would rather see this podcast burn to the ground than relinquish his power but if he really cares about the success of this podcast he should take a behind the scenes roll that Zach currently has.
Iβm not gonna get into the laundry list of why woody ruins the podcast but this week was one of the strongest weeks in a long time. The conversations were quick and funny, the vibe was so much better. For the first time in years I was briefly excited for next weeks episode but I realized woody would be back and Itβd be the same old song and dance again.
Idk why people act like woody is somehow responsible or the bad guy for something Kyle grew. All these weirdos are a product of Kyle stoking all the wrong communities. Woody is a host of pka. He didn't sign up to moderate Kyle's weird friends.
Not having woody on this show , really shows how much he kills the mood when he forcefully has to butt in and tell people to hush. This show had me interested and laughing the full 4 hours, top tier episode.
Stop donating to the patreon they obviously wonβt do anything with and give your money to the member of the show who actually deserves it for making us laugh.
Just participated in my 2nd PKA hangout and theyβre so boring and shitty, Kyleβs internet was so laggy and he was playing Tarkov for most of it while Woody talked to him about the game like he hadnβt played it. Woody and Taylor were looking at Reddit for a majority of it but at least Taylor would try to make conversation, what a waste of $50β¦
Ok I understand not talking politics cause their takes are generally the same variation that they have given for years. Idk what people want from them. They gotta fill 5 hours of space and people put all these restrictions on them.
Even after all the years of PkA woody still doesnβt know how to truly βhostβ the show. He needs to take a break and some time to learn how to deliver a proper show to the audience. Things like this could truly help the show progress further instead of the stagnant view numbers itβs been getting on YouTube.
Take some time, learn from other podcast hosts, and stop delivering a sub par podcast. Then maybe woody will be able to compete with Taylor and Kyle.
What a fucking banger! I was starting to get bored of the show but this episode was so funny. Josh Pillault is awesome and Kyle and Taylor aced it god damn they can be funny when no one is interrupting constantly.
Re-listened to that episode again yesterday and itβs so fucking funny. Big head owl man very very funny.
If he has to ask this a third time Homelander will show up and drain his milk sacks.
And I have never donated a single penny to these guys. As much as I love them, theyβre a little slimy when it comes to Patreon. I started listening to cum town 3 weeks ago and I suscribed to them. They are atleast upfront with their goals.
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