I'm surprised the tower of Pisa hasn't fallen over during the pandemic...

Without all those tourists helping hold it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bourque25
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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The Tower of Pisa was trying hard to remain politically neutral...

...but it was leaning too far right!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy

So it’s italicized!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlynh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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If the leaning tower of Pisa was a gemstone, what formation would it be?

Crystal-lean.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Considering the Leaning Tower of Pisa, my daughter asked: Why don't the fix it?

Me: "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."

Daughter: 'blank stare'

Inner dialogue: "A wasted talent [Dad Jokes]."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peternemr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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The suicidal traveller tried to hang himself from the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, The leaning tower of Pisa. The police caught him took away his rope and sent him out of the continent. All he was heard saying is..

I miss you rope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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Why don't the Leaning Tower of Pisa and Big Ben ever visit each other?

One lacks the time and the other lacks the inclination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mvia4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2016
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy...

That means it's italicized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duke_of_Spazzer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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What did the Big Ben say to the Leaning Tower of Pisa?...

"If you have the inclination, I have the time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DullMind
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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