I'm surprised the tower of Pisa hasn't fallen over during the pandemic...

Without all those tourists helping hold it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bourque25
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Took a tour of Pisa, Italy...

Tour guide said β€œHello, my name is Eileen.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MobileBrowns
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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The Tower of Pisa was trying hard to remain politically neutral...

...but it was leaning too far right!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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My friend emailed me, "Do you know anything about the famous building in Pisa?"

"Yes I do," I replied in italics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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Considering the Leaning Tower of Pisa, my daughter asked: Why don't the fix it?

Me: "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it."

Daughter: 'blank stare'

Inner dialogue: "A wasted talent [Dad Jokes]."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peternemr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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If the leaning tower of Pisa was a gemstone, what formation would it be?

Crystal-lean.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy

So it’s italicized!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dlynh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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The suicidal traveller tried to hang himself from the Big Ben, the Eiffel Tower, The leaning tower of Pisa. The police caught him took away his rope and sent him out of the continent. All he was heard saying is..

I miss you rope.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2015
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Why don't the Leaning Tower of Pisa and Big Ben ever visit each other?

One lacks the time and the other lacks the inclination.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mvia4
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2016
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I saw this beautiful tower in Italy..

It was a Pisa art!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KemalKinali
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2017
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My grandfather felt the need to explain us who exactly "Jack Schitt" is and how much we REALLY don't know him.

For some time many of us have wondered, just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my personal genealogy research efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt was married to O. Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, and owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition who was nick-named Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaeqPiegDeivys
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2014
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The Leaning Tower of Pisa is in Italy...

That means it's italicized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duke_of_Spazzer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2013
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What did the Big Ben say to the Leaning Tower of Pisa?...

"If you have the inclination, I have the time."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DullMind
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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