What kind of flower do you have if everyone in the country drove a pink car?
I’ve got a device consisting of a circular canopy of pink fish on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod, used as protection against rain.
Now I have salmonella.
(I’m sorry, it’s a fishy joke)
What kind of wheat does the Pink Panther prefer?
Durum durum durum durum durum durum durum duruuummmm
I've been listening to Pink Floyd for an hour.
I think I'll skip to track 2 now.
So this guy goes hunting with his friend and his friend asks why he is wearing pink camo
He answered, well i went to the camo store and this was the only thing that stood out.
If everyone in the country had a pink Cadillac
We’d have a pink car-nation!
What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and wet?
My wife keeps asking why I drink a pink liquid whenever my stomach is upset.
Frankly, it's not her bismuth.
What do you call a male cow wearing a pink shirt, orange shorts, and a purple backpack?
The Pink Panther was counting the ants that he had killed.
Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead aaaaaant....
My dad has a tradition of wearing pink whenever he does his jog
It’s a bit of a running joke in the family
My 4 year old cousin told me that cows make milk. So naturally I told her the brown cows make chocolate milk. And her jaw hit the floor. I then told her that pink cows make strawberry milk and then she caught me in my lie and said...
What's small, pink and triangular?
We can't decide whether to put in soft pink or baby blue flooring in the nursery
It's an infantile problem
Damn this pink salt is looking real good today.
The pink plastic birds, popular as lawn ornaments in Florida.....
are they called, "Placebo Flamingos"?
I want to create a Pink Floyd album cover out of cereal.
I think I’ll call it the dark side of the spoon.
Pink Panther's To Do List
- To Do
- To Do
- To Do To Do To Do To Do
- To Doooooooo
What do the pink panther and mulan have in common?
Dead hun...dead hun...dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead hun, dead huuuuunnnn
How do use pink, green, and yellow in a sentence?
The phone went 'green! green!', so I pinked it up and said, "Yellow?"
What does the pink panther say when he steps on an ant?
Dead-ant, dead-ant,
Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-aaaannnnt
I told the doctor, when I close my eyes I see pink elephants. He asked: " Have you seen an optician?"
I said "No. Just pink elephants."
How does Pink order takeout?
I'm comin' up so you better get this pad-thai started.
Pink Floyd's "The Gnome" and David Bowie's "The Laughing Gnome" were released within a month of each other.
It was bignomeial.
Courtesy of my dad.
What’s pink and hard?
A pig with a flick knife.
How many dads it takes to sing the pink panther theme?
Dad da dad ,dadad dadad dadad dadad dadaaaaad,da dada da dad.
What equipment did the Pink Panther need to run all of his guitars?
Ten amps. Ten amps. Ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten amps, ten aaammmps.
What type of pants does pink panther wear?
Denim, Denim, Denim Denim Denim
My girlfriend gave me a hard time about thinking pink, red, and maroon are all the same...
I told her I can't tell the difference between Laurie, Grant, and Jackman either.
Have you seen Pink Panther's to do list?
To do
To do
To do To do To do
To to to to dooooooo
I've been trying to think of a Pink Floyd pun...
but it's beaten me, I've hit a wall
3 guys walk into a pink hotel
Three guys walk into a pink hotel, they go threw a pink door, it's the pink reception desk and sign into the pink book.
The lady dressed in pink walks them up the pink stairs, down a pink hall then gives them the pink keys to their pink rooms.
They all walk into their pink room, put their suitcases down on the pink carpet, then place their clothes in a pink cupboard. They have a bath in their pink shower and dry themselves with the pink towels. They finally go to sleep in the pink beds.
They wake in the morning and go downstairs to have breakfast. They have their pink bowls, pink cups and pink cutlery. When they are asked what they want for breakfast one man says he will have weatbix and the other two say they want cornflakes.
Once they are finished their food, they pack their suitcases up and leave the pink hotel.
The moral of this story is that two out of three people prefer cornflakes...
What's the difference between pink and purple?
A little girl said my pink shirt is gay
Me: of course it is, it just came out of the closet.
What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.
What did pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Dead ant, dead ant. Deadant deadant deadant, dead ant, DEAD AAAANT. Deadant.
What’s pink and hard?
A pig with a flick knife.
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