A list of puns related to "Pilings"
The groaning was "unstackable"!
You know what they say though...
Beauty is only skinned heap
Cheap, stacked and knotty
A meowtain
This is my and my daughters favorite joke
I fell on hard times
My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.
Deja poo.
I told him that he's only got his shelf to blame.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
He made himself a laughing stock
He only had his shelf to blame
Its such a pain in the ass.
They were tyrannosaurus wrecks.
It was more of a blanket statement.
And is disappointed to only see large piles of sand.
A Smoregasbord
I watched it all unfold.
It goes up to the librarian and says "bok." The shocked librarian looks at the chicken and says, "Excuse me, what?" and the chicken repeats, "bok."
The librarian thinks a moment before asking, "You want a book?" The chicken nods and says, "bok," so the librarian goes and gives the chicken a book, and it walks out.
A few minutes later the chicken struts back in and says "bok bok." The librarian, still shocked, asks if it wants two books, to which the chicken replies, "bok bok." So the librarian gets two more books and gives them to the chicken.
A few more minutes pass and the chicken walks back up to the front desk, saying "bok bok bok." The librarian nods and fetches three more books, but this time decides to follow the chicken outside.
Tailing the chicken, she watches as it walks out to the parking lot, where a frog is sitting by a pile of books. When the chicken lays the new delivery before it, the frog takes one look and says, "reddit, reddit!"
He felt it was a real tripping hazard.
They had to do a compost-mortem.
(Credit to The Simpsons, the punchline came from a Treehouse of Horror ep)
Now I'm parsley sighted.
I must've lost my memory
I guess I was the pile driver
it was braking gnus.
A meowntain.
heh
I guess I wasn't much of a police detective.
Russle.
He exclaims: "I only have my shelf to blame"
A meowtain.
I've only my shelf to blame.
He only has his shelf to blame.
A meowntain
A meowntain
A Meowntain !
A meowtain.
He only has his shelf to blame.
A meowntain
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