My brother sees me near our tent, putting his E-reader on a pile of sticks.

He yells: "What the hell are you doing, Some_Dumb_Dude?!"

I say: "What's with the tone? You have to use Kindle to make a fire, Right?

'Ba dum tss'

He just sighs. "I hate you."

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👤︎ u/Some_Dumb_Dude_
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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I was thrown on a pile of clocks

I fell on hard times

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👤︎ u/gssn-nospace
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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I was walking along when I saw a pile of dog shit on the side of the street, a little further on I saw an identical one:

Deja poo.

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👤︎ u/A_Scribbler
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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A man died today when a pile of books fell on him

He only had his shelf to blame

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📅︎ Jul 27 2020
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TIL about the big pile ups on the Cretaceous highway.

They were tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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👤︎ u/suamigojose
📅︎ Sep 18 2020
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TIL about a truck full of antelopes that stopped suddenly on the freeway and caused a 15 car pile up.

it was braking gnus.

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📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs lying on a pile of leaves?

Russle.

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👤︎ u/glassishalfull
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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My boss is making me dig through a stack of hay bare-handed to look for anything that shouldn’t be there. I suspect he dropped his wedding ring while having an affair with the new girl he hired in the pile and now he is desperate to hide the evidence from his wife who might be on to him.

But I’m just grasping at straws here.

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👤︎ u/Propagansus
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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My coworker had a pile of timepieces on his desk.

All morning he was tying them together with a piece of string and then wrapping them around his midsection. At noon I figured he could use a break, so I invited him out for lunch, but he said, "No, thanks, I'm watching my waistline."

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👤︎ u/startrektoheck
📅︎ Sep 04 2019
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Top news story today: A man dies when a pile of books lands on him.

Police say, he had only his shelf to blame.

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👤︎ u/ystrday_tmrw_
📅︎ Jan 19 2018
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A friend of mine lit a pile of wood on fire

That Woodstock was lit

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👤︎ u/InprobusVir
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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My wife screeched at me, "What's this pile of clothes doing on the floor!?"

I whispered, "It's a dead Jedi!"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jan 21 2018
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Apparently Mozart liked thrones on piles of nuts

They called him "almond dais" Mozart.

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👤︎ u/mildmannered
📅︎ May 27 2019
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*Wife looks at pile of my shoes on the floor.* "Honey, could you put your mountain of shoes away?"

"It's not a mountain. It's really more of a foothill."

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👤︎ u/PM-ME-UR-BEER
📅︎ Aug 13 2016
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What did the pink panther say when he stepped on a ant pile?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant, Dead ant.

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👤︎ u/panther_6
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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Came home and saw a pile of old battered knives on the kitchen counter.......

Me: Dad what's with all the old knives?

Dad: I'm starting an old knife shop....

I never even got the real answer from him he wouldn't stop laughing

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👤︎ u/Trogadoney
📅︎ Oct 29 2013
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Α man fell into a coma today when a pile of books landed on his head.

The authorities report that the man had only his shelf to blame.

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📅︎ Sep 11 2019
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A man died when a pile of books fell on him

Police said he had only his shelf to blame

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👤︎ u/Trtlman
📅︎ May 22 2018
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