A list of puns related to "Piling"
The groaning was "unstackable"!
A Humpty-Dump.
I have zero idea on why this one cracked me up so much.
Hey, if you have time to TEEN, you have time to clean!
She was horrified, but wife was amused. Win win.
A meow-ntain!
He yells: "What the hell are you doing, Some_Dumb_Dude?!"
I say: "What's with the tone? You have to use Kindle to make a fire, Right?
'Ba dum tss'
He just sighs. "I hate you."
You know what they say though...
Beauty is only skinned heap
Cheap, stacked and knotty
A meowtain
This is my and my daughters favorite joke
I fell on hard times
My response: Not sure son, that’s kind of a grey area.
I told him that he's only got his shelf to blame.
The nurse asked the rabbit: "what is your blood type?" "I'm probably a type O" said the rabbit.
Deja poo.
When his wife told him to get rid of it, he said "no, it's a must stash".
He only had his shelf to blame
He made himself a laughing stock
Its such a pain in the ass.
They were tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Having a bit of a discipline issue with my daughter... she'll bring a pile of sand inside and make what she calls her "land". It's sand arranged in a flattish layer, with toy animals and her lego house (Friends^TM , why she no like diggers and helicopters and whatever, why she gotta be so girly??). She doesn't like getting her hand dirty while she's doing it, wears a glove to keep clean, so you'd think she could understand the concept that I don't like the floor getting dirty... but no, she doesn't give a shit.
Had her third birthday party recently, and gave her a Skye (Paw Patrol) plushy, she loves it. Because it's her newest and most favourite toy in the whole world, and because it was for her birthday, we can't confiscate it no matter what.
Very next day, she makes her land again, Skye's there at the side - she's too big to sit in the middle, it would dominate all the plastic dinosaurs and lego Friends people (not the usual mini-figs, they're a bit more anatomically correct, anyway that's not important right now). So I'm all angry and "why you keep doing this", take the glove off her and sweep up the sand. Put her in the time out cage for a bit. Well, we call it the cage, it's just a cupboard under the stairs which is a bit shorter than her so she has to sit there if she doesn't want to bump her head. Throw her in there for one minute per year of age, is the standard procedure.
Anyway, as we close the door she starts singing...
Take my glove
Take my land
Take me where I cannot stand
I don't care
I'm still three
You can't take this Skye from me
It was more of a blanket statement.
A Smoregasbord
He felt it was a real tripping hazard.
I watched it all unfold.
They had to do a compost-mortem.
(Credit to The Simpsons, the punchline came from a Treehouse of Horror ep)
I must've lost my memory
Now I'm parsley sighted.
A meowntain.
heh
it was braking gnus.
I guess I wasn't much of a police detective.
A meowtain.
I've only my shelf to blame.
He only has his shelf to blame.
A meowntain
A meowntain
A Meowntain !
A meowtain.
He only has his shelf to blame.
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