Picture Framing Puns

The poor thing is now serving 20 years for murder.

He said, "I pictured this being much heavier."

"I've been framed!" he said.

Because it was framed

Or does it take time to develop?

Well, I think she should look at the bigger picture.

Her: (While pointing to one of her cousins) "She had an unplanned pregnancy at a young age, but that's her fiancé, they've been together for a long time now."

Me: "Well it's nice to see he's still in the picture."

Not even a groan, just silence and an eye roll

The convicted picture says he was framed!

1. What's a dentist's favorite time? Tooth-hurty!
2. How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!
3. I’m a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
4. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. Wow, it was tense!
5. All my lamps are gone... and I couldn't be more de-lighted!
6. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
7. Chemists give the best advice, they've got all the solutions.
8. A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
9. Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.
10. I had to make these bad science jokes because all the good ones Argon.

Did any of them make you laugh? Don't tell me no pun in ten did!

I made my boyfriend a picture frame for a Christmas present and I want to put a cute pun inside. I was thinking something along the lines of "Since the day we met, I've always pictured us together." Any other ideas? Thank you!!

Donkey starts speaking to the horse, “So what do you do?”

“Oh in the summer I do racing and in the winter I do the showjumping.” says the horse.

Donkeys thinking, holy shit, this is a thoroughbred.

“What do you do?” Asks the horse.

All embarrassed the donkey says “oh... uh... well in the summer I give rides to kids at the beach”

They chat a bit more and arrange to go round the donkey's house for drinks next week. Donkey's thinking to himself he’s got to come up with some way to impress the thoroughbred. So he gets a picture of a Zebra, a nice frame and hangs it up.

Horse comes round and goes “Oh this is a nice house you’ve got, that’s a nice picture too”

Donkey says “Oh aye, that’s when I played for Juventus”

We were making a wooden frame for the family picture. Me " I got glue on my fingers." Son " looks like you're in a sticky situation"

I love this one. I went to buy a new picture frame, and when I brought it to the register to pay, the clerk said, "Are you going to put it up yourself?"

I replied, that would be uncomfortable, no it's going on the wall."

ZING!!!!

I was drawing today after school when my dad walked in "What are you doing there?" Says my dad

"I'm drawing a picture of my door frame."

"Sounds kinda sketchy to me!"

Why did the picture go to jail

It was framed