Friend: Why does she call you Pico?

Me: Because I'm De Guy Yo!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kerlandays
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What's larger than a pico de gallo?

A kilo de gallo.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Prae_Cedric
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 12 2018
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Pico De Gallo

My SO was making pico de gallo and having me and our housemates try it, she was asking what we thought it needed.

more lemon? more lime?

tomatoes? cilantro?

I got asked what I think

I don't know, I'm not really a pico de guy yo.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rumblecrunch
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 27 2016
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What do you get when you mix lime disease with avacados, and a tomato?

Guacoma

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IMadeAFriendOnce
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