I've removed all the black keys from my piano
Hopefully I'll C Major improvement!
What key do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat Minor
What's the most dangerous key on a piano?
Middle C, also known as C4
Alicia Keys should start a piano leasing service called “I’ll lease ya keys”
What do you see when someone puts a black piano key in your eye?
You C# edges
Best prank to pull on Stevie Wonder? Sit him in front of a piano tuned two keys low.
He'll never see it.
My Music Pun of the Week. I have to change it Every. Single. Week. I'm running out of ideas.
Pony Piano
A man walks into a crowded, smokey club. He sits at a empty table, next to many nicely dressed men and women. They are all facing a piano lit by a spotlight. Everyone begins to clap as a horse walks out on two legs. Wearing a tailored suit, it sat in front of the ivory keys. In a panic of anxiety it stumbled down the keys, striking random and disjointing notes. As everyone in attendance held there ears, the man stood up and yelled "That's one phoney pony."
What key do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
A-flat minor.
