A list of puns related to "Phases"
Children spinning or running or circles or anything in that nature
Dad - Wow, you are making ME dizzy
"But at least it's made with whole groins."
I make periodic periodic jokes.
Credit goes to my co worker, who made me cringe very much so.
It's called bye-lingual.
I didn't even batter an eyelid.
I was a late doomer.
I don't know why, they're grVIII
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
He asked about the neutral wire.
I said "don't worry, its just a phase."
There was a bug where an NPC in the game just phases through a door like thereβs nothing right there.
Guess thatβs what you get when watching a walkthrough gameplay video.
"he's going through a phase"
NOT ON MY WATCH!!!
Eclipse it is phases.
As I got older, I realized it was just a phase.
It was just a phase.
Turns out it was just a phase
I really should get past this phase.
A Οthon
As an adult, I realized it was just a phase.
It's only a phase, after all.
He has to phase the consequences... Or just travel back in time to correct the past...
It's just a phase, kiddo
I know it's just a phase.
...but it's just a phase.
Donβt worry honey heβs just going through a phase.
However, there was an issue with getting the preserves into the packaging phase as the manufacturing plant was downstairs and the bottling machinery was upstairs.
After carefully reviewing the process, the group settled on a solution.
They decided to Pump Up The Jam.
My friend asked this on her wall on facebook.
Anyone else suffering from electricity shortage?
Dad: Nope. That would be shocking! Or revolting.
Me: Ohmm...These puns are so ampty..needs to be more electrifying
Dad: OP, Watt??
Dad: The puns are the current thing.
Me: I hope nobody breaks the circuit of these puns.
Dad: Wire you worried about that? They'll just socket to ya!
Me: This is such a Polarity moment. Say Cheese, Brofs SPARK
Dad: Don't be negative. Try alternating. It's not terminal.
Me: You have bested me, You win. #dadjokes too good
The Dad is strong, too strong.
They are simply tired because they can't get a good night's sleep.
Their Rem phase is unhealthy for them.
It's still in the experi-lentlil phase
My parents said it was just a phase.
It's been really cold in my neck of the world lately. Today a coworker came into the office and said, "I'm freezing."
My other coworker replies, "You're just going through a phase."
I'm not entirely sure it's a dad joke (it wasn't "Hi freezing, I'm [name]"), and maybe it's only hilarious to us because we're chemists, but I thought this subreddit might enjoy this.
Context: Today was helping at practice for a play that my 4th grade daughters class is going to put on. My daughter (Sarah) was playing a tree, and another girl (Mikayla) was playing a Deer. Right now they're all into this weird "dating" phase. So Sarah ran over to me sobbing...
Sarah: Dad, Mikayla kissed my boyfriend. She is already dating Scott and Michael kissed her just now!
Me: Hoe dear, that sounds like a really sticky situation you're in.
I then proceeded to start laughing while failing to control it while my daughter started bawling. The other adults looked at me like I was a demon, and I had to leave the room for a minute to control myself.
Edit: Also I later realized that my daughter doesn't understand what a hoe is and thought I was just laughing at her. Don't worry, I have apologized and bought her ice cream.
Wife: βPut some clothes on! Are you going through a phase?!β
Me: βWell, I was at first, but now itβs just on and off.β
Came out of the store and my daughter pointed out the moon. She's learning about moon phases and such in school.
Wife: "Is that a new moon?"
Me: "No... I think we've had that one for awhile."
Eclipse it
Now I realize it was just a phase.
Iβm worried, but my wife says itβs just a phase.
As they got older, I realized it was just a phaseβ¦
When I got older, I realized it was just a phase.
Turns outβ-it was just a phase.
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