It's because this is my cup of tea.
...I don't care if they both are!
Pers(things)pective.
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It was groundbreaking.
Dad: You should get a job at the U.S. Mint.
Child: Why?
Dad: Think of all the money you would make.
I asked my dad to keep my bike in the shed so when I go for rides it is easily accessible. He puts it in the shed. I cut my leg bringing it up from the cellar/crawl space.
Me: Dad, why did you put my bike in the cellar, I always fall up the stairs and its awkward bringing it out there. Dad: Why does it matter? Me: I always hurt myself and its hard bringing out of that shitty place! Dad: Well son, Life's like a penis. Sometimes its hard.
Gets me every time.
...I don't care if they both are.
I used to worry if one of my hairs was out of place, now I don't care if they both are...
