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Perpendicularly Puns

A list of puns related to "Perpendicularly"

If I happened to run into you, and fall on you perpendicularly,

Would you be cross with me?

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👤︎ u/Dzintato
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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My friend is always bragging about his woodworking tool like an axe but with the cutting edge perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.

What an adze!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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I grabbed a treebranch and threw it in the air.When it landed it lodged itself into the soil perpendicular to the ground.

I knew it would stick the landing.

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👤︎ u/amotthejoker
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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Why are Christians so good at calculating perpendicular vectors?

They worship the cross product.

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👤︎ u/DarthEwok42
📅︎ Dec 12 2016
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I'm okay with parallel graphs and all...

But perpendicular? That crosses the line

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👤︎ u/TheTalkingSandvich
📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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I told my daughter I could draw a 5 sided triangle.

She didn't believe me.

https://imgur.com/a/BVLCm

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Mar 27 2018
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