Perpendicular Puns

A list of puns related to "Perpendicular"

The police pulled over a semi going 120 mph on the interstate. Upon opening the trailer, they found thousands of ancient cutting tools similar to an axes but with the cutting edges perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.

She was hauling adze!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ May 22 2021
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My friend is always bragging about his woodworking tool like an axe but with the cutting edge perpendicular to the handle rather than parallel.

What an adze!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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I grabbed a treebranch and threw it in the air.When it landed it lodged itself into the soil perpendicular to the ground.

I knew it would stick the landing.

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👤︎ u/amotthejoker
📅︎ Apr 12 2019
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Why are Christians so good at calculating perpendicular vectors?

They worship the cross product.

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👤︎ u/DarthEwok42
📅︎ Dec 12 2016
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If I happened to run into you, and fall on you perpendicularly,

Would you be cross with me?

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👤︎ u/Dzintato
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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I'm okay with parallel graphs and all...

But perpendicular? That crosses the line

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👤︎ u/TheTalkingSandvich
📅︎ Mar 12 2020
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I told my daughter I could draw a 5 sided triangle.

She didn't believe me.

https://imgur.com/a/BVLCm

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Mar 27 2018
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My dad has an interesting way of explaining things

I hope i'm posting in the right place, I just felt I had to share this.

Just a couple of minutes ago i was reading something about an abdominal exercise that included the word "perpendicular". I asked my dad ,who was sitting at his computer, what it meant, and without missing a beat he spun around in his chair, looked me dead in the eye and began chanting

"in days of old

when knights where bold

and ladies weren't particular

they stood them up

against a wall

and fucked them perpendicular"

He rotated his chair back towards the computer and mumbled "means "upright".."

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👤︎ u/SoftBoiled
📅︎ Aug 17 2013
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