I just learned that now we have to social-distance at the beach and mark a 6-foot perimeter!

Well, I'm drawing a line in the sand.

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👤︎ u/TMCBarnes
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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How do you find the perimeter of a cheeto?

You crunch the numbers.

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👤︎ u/Rterstydr
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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How do you catch a polar bear?

Polar bears in the wild will seek out holes in the ice in order to catch fish. So in order to catch a polar bear, you cut a good sized hole in the ice and to line the perimeter with sweet peas.

The bear will see the hole and come over to investigate. It will see the peas and become confused. This is your opportunity.

When the bear stops to take a pea, you jump out and kick it in the ice hole

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👤︎ u/factoid_
📅︎ Sep 03 2019
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