A list of puns related to "Pen Or Pencil"
Where there's a quill there's a way.
Two friends walk into a bookstore After bying 23 pens 2 balloons and a pipeline One of them goes to the till Suddenly he remembers
What do you call a boat that can sell you something. A sails man. My friend asked for something to write with, I said “pen or pencil”. He said it depens. I went to a fan contest. The winner blew away the competition. My friend got married to a torch. You could say she was the light of his life. After going through these jokes I now hate myself.
Every time I was in the car with my Dad and he saw a sign that said "Stop Ahead", he would literally stop and look for a head in the road. The same goes for the sign "Drawbridge", he would look around the car for a pencil or pen.
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