Written pun
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Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more.
youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5β¦
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︎ Nov 18 2019
Not a joke for written context, but one you can use on your family.
You just say to your family member - "Did you hear someone in the family is part owl?"
They'll reply with "who?" And you look at them with a raised eyebrow.
Tell this joke over dinner if youd like to be the life of the party. You're welcome.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
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︎ May 21 2021
In history class, the teacher taught said the Magna Carta was signed in 1215 and to write an essay on it. A student handed in his work with "The Magna Carta was signed in 1215" written 150 times.
The teacher asked the boy, "Why did you write this?" The boy replied, "Because you always say that history repeats itself!"
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︎ May 09 2021
Whatβs written on the gravestone of a shredded person?
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︎ May 19 2021
Why is dark written with a K not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What is written by the exit to the sperm bank?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
I've just written a song about tortillas
Actually, it's more of a rap.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Iβve written a book for new ventriloquists
βVentriloquism for Dummiesβ
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︎ Mar 22 2021
A book never written: "Properly Managing Body Odor"
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︎ Mar 29 2021
I've written a stage representation of a story in which all lines are puns, and the stage is covered with the pages of a dictionary...
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︎ Mar 09 2021
What did Shakespeare say when someone asked if he'd written any limericks?
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︎ Mar 21 2021
My wife got mad at me because I wouldnβt stop singing βIβm a Believerβ by the Monkees. At first, I thought she was kidding.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I've just written a book about falling down a staircase
It's a step by step guide
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I've just written a song about a tortilla.
Well, it is more of a rap really.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Why shouldn't puns be written down on paper?
because they would then be tearable.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Why are dad jokes always written down so neatly?
We have excellent punmanship!
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Written on the side of a hearse in front of a hair salon...
Will Curl Up And Dye For You
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Bridesmaid Proposal Puns for a Doctor and a Lawyer?
I am asking two of my girlfriends to be my bridesmaids and wanted to word the question in a punny way related to their careers- one is a first-year medical resident and the other is a law student. I would like to flatter them/make it funny. Any and all ideas are appreciated!! If there is a better sub to ask this question please let me know:))
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︎ May 04 2021
Over quarantine Iβve really gotten into gardening. I am especially enamored with growing chard varieties. So much so Iβve written a book of poems about their taproots.
I hope to one day be recognized as the beet poet of our generation!
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What do you call a song written in Saskatchewan?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Itβs a barbie queue
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What happened to the Jews' foreskin?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Turkey Day
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What if βschoolβ was written without a βsβ and βhβ
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︎ Jul 16 2020
What was written on the back of Mike Penceβs head?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
History has been primarily written by men
That's why it's called his story
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I'm not blind but I read a book written in Braille and couldn't stop laughing
Not sure what it said but it just felt funny
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︎ Aug 28 2020
I was just asked about the name of the song written by Ida Corr and Fedde Le Grand
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︎ Sep 20 2020
I recently received a book with βdo not read until the year 2030β written on the cover
But thatβs a story for another time
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︎ May 16 2020
Chris Eubank has just written a book about Ethics.
If itβs a success, his next one will be about Kent.
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︎ Jul 21 2020
If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Three things Christ promises he will never do: Won't leave you broken-hearted (Psalm 147:3), won't reject you (John 6:37), and won't leave you nor forsake you (Hebrews 13:5).
In essence, Jesus is never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
History
If the Church of England wants to write the history I guess I can't complain.
After all, histories written by the vicars.
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︎ May 13 2021
I have written a book on puffins.
Looking back, I realize paper would have been easier.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
On our way to buy a refrigerator, I saw my dad carrying a piece of paper with a giant X written on it. I asked, βWhat are you going to do with it?β
He said, βLetβs cross that fridge when we get there.β
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︎ Apr 30 2020
It's written so formally and then they bust this out.
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︎ Jan 31 2020
why couldn't the superhero pass a written test?
...he was always writing wrongs!
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Dad jokes aren't written...
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Itβs been written before and Iβm sure it will be written again, the dry erase board is so remarkable...
*written on before...*written on again... some jerk keeps rubbing it off π
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︎ Mar 06 2020
They say history is written by the victors
...but they never say why every historian is named Victor
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︎ Mar 12 2020
What do you call a word that's written in reverse?
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︎ Aug 27 2019
What do you call an apology letter written in dots and dashes?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
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︎ Jun 14 2020
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I've just written a book on how to fall down a staircase.
It's a step by step guide.
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︎ Apr 08 2020
What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
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