When the doctor walks in the man notices how buff he is. This doctor is SWOLE.
The exam begins and after some time the muscular physician cannot stop bringing up the weather.
"Hotter than normal this time of year, don't you think?"
"There's a storm coming in this weekend."
On and on he goes.
After this continues for some time the man asks, "why do you keep talking about the weather? This has nothing to do with it burning when I pee."
"My apologies," said the doctor. "I'm a Meaty Urologist."
I call it a Cat-apult
it's all coming back to me now.
Arrrr Kelly.
Urine luck!
A piss-stache-io.
"I peed the fifth."
Urine Gagarin
European! This was one of my dad's jokes
He Dwayne’s his Johnson
The life guard shouted at me so loud I nearly fell in
To the lady at the Waffle House: I am SO sorry.
There hasn’t been a post here all year
I use the walk-in urinal
Urine
So I said, "Thanks! I think you're a three."
>!He wanted to mark his terf!<
Unfortunately not from the 10 meter diving board though.
“That’s for stinging my wife!”
She says that Home Depot has cameras and they're gonna make me clean it up.
He wanted to go where no one had gone before.
He said, “Oh my…urine trouble.”
In every conceivable situation.
Then when I woke up, I got up to pee.
Because it's shortening.
Urine trouble
The Captain's log
Skiheeeheee
I even got a pee HD.
Because it was #1
“That’s a lemon tea my dear Watson”.
Should I be seeing a pediatrician ?
He yelled at me so loudly I fell off the diving board.
Because 7 said to next number "Yer an 8".
Pecan.
He becomes irate…
