Everyone else can see it, but only you feel its warmth
"He's having a ki-wee."
Obviously the male dog because he has the-leg-up.
If not, well then I guess urine danger.
Urine luck
Urine over your head
βItβs not SyphilME, itβs SyphilUSβ
Bladdermir
It's not my fault my parents raised me as an only child but it really pissed off my sister
All I told her was that Iβd done it βa number of timesβ. Zero is a number.
That would be the peenickel of society.
It was really glaring at me
It was definitely traegered!
Urine
His funnel will be held tomato. May he restaurant in piss.
He didnt realise it was a "crypto night".
βThe treeβs okay but you could spruce it up a bit.β
βRemember the end of Return of the Jedi when they were Ewoking around the Christmas tree?β
βBut wait, thereβs myrrh!β
βYou should tie your shoes!β βI donβt want to end up on the knotty list.β
βSorry Iβm so late. My car broke down and I had to get a mistletow.β
βDid you get coal today? The holidays soot you.β
βWhy are you down? Do you have resting Grinch face?β
βWhat do you mean you donβt like my jokes? When I told them to Santa they sleighed him.β
hands down.
...they've got nothing to go on.
It was because he ate-theist
Urine Trouble
Hey, Europe! (hey you're up)
Urine trouble mister
A bulldozer.
His funfair will be helped next Monkey
It got pissed off.
It was pissed off.
But I know he means well.
I left my phone in Airplane mode
I called it a porch and it was none too pleased.
piss-tachio
May he rest in piss π
At least I think that's what the angry guy at the urinal beside me said.
It said βToilets closedβ
Needless to say, our boss got pissed.
I told them theyβre taking the piss.
He flipped his lid.
