Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Pissing contest"
Obviously the male dog because he has the-leg-up.
Urine over your head
That will give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
She's trying to increase her daily water intake. I told her, "If you want to try and keep up, I already finished my first quart for the day." She replied, "No, we don't want to turn this into a pissing contest."
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