If you subscribed to this subreddit for pee puns, urine luck my friend
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︎ Feb 17 2018
I came up with the top ten reasons you shouldn't pee on an electric fence...
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Some guys are talking about wether they prefer to use urinals or toilets to do their business, then one of the friends say "I sit down when I pee"
Another friend proceeds to curse and weep at the first friend yelling "I though you were a stand-up guy!"
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Don't pee on the seat, or urine trouble.
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︎ Feb 24 2021
My wife told me she had to pee while I was mid stream.
I told her to join the club.
It's called Urine-Nation.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
Wife: I have to pee.
Me: Yeah, well I have three pee!
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I once visited a country where a lot of people were called Yuri and it stank of pee.
It must have been the Yuri-nation.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
What do you call a pirate who's mad because he can't pee?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Were did the bee go pee?
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What do you call teenagers who pee in their pants at the age of 14?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
My dad would walk me to the bathroom when I was scared to pee at night...
Thatβs a number one dad
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︎ Jul 30 2020
I just threw a pee-filled water balloon at my son
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︎ Nov 04 2020
If you're a flapjack and you need to go pee you maple the 3rd handle
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︎ Sep 22 2020
When a guy sees another guy at a urinal and makes sure to pee 2 spots away? We should call that "social pisstancing".
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︎ Aug 21 2020
Where is the best place to go pee?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
If you pee on an electric fence,
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︎ Jul 09 2020
i have a pee every morning at 7
problem is i don't wake up until 7:15
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︎ Jul 08 2020
If you spill pee on people
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︎ Apr 14 2020
Are you the one who signed up for the pee drinking club because if so urine
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︎ Jun 24 2020
Did you hear a CVS manager had to pee in the forest?
He used the toilet-trees.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
If one person has to go to the bathroom, they have to pee
If two or more people have to go to the bathroom, they have to queue
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︎ Mar 22 2020
Why donβt chickens pee?
Because they eat with their peckers
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Went to the swimming pool the other day and desperately need to pee so just peed in the pool
Got such a fright when the lifeguard blew his whistle that I nearly fell in..
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︎ Apr 25 2020
I went swimming today and took a pee in the deep end
The lifeguard noticed and blew his whistle so loud, I almost fell in
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︎ Mar 17 2020
Pee Pea Pun Attack !
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︎ Dec 04 2019
I had to check my pee if i was healthy
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︎ Apr 05 2020
want to hear a joke about pee?
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︎ Aug 05 2019
How does the rock pee?
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︎ Aug 11 2019
My wife got stung by a jellyfish and said, βQuick, pee on it!β So I peed on it and saidβ¦
βThatβs for stinging my wife!β
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︎ Mar 30 2020
why cant you hear the pterodactyl pee
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︎ Feb 23 2019
What happens when you donβt let a pirate pee?
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︎ Feb 10 2020
My pee-riod
F(21). I have an overactive bladder due to anxiety disorder. Once every month for a few days, my bladder starts acting up and I'm peeing like 20+ times a day. Decided to call it my pee-riod from now on. Feels like it, hurts like it.
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︎ Nov 02 2019
I told my doctor my pee was a weird color. He said, huh,
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︎ Dec 16 2019
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
(My dad dropped this one out of nowhere over coffee this morning.)
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︎ May 23 2019
Finally found out why it hurts to pee
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︎ Aug 19 2019
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Everytime my girlfriends says she needs to pee...
I tell her βthen I need to queue.β
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︎ Dec 03 2019
Wanna watch me pee?
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︎ Oct 14 2019
If I had to rank you from 1 to 10 on your ability to pee...
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︎ Jul 27 2019
What do you call it when you have to go pee right before you sleep?
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︎ Aug 15 2019
A son asks his dad: "Why is there always pee in the public showers?"
His dad responded: "Otherwise it would just be ublic showers."
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Went swimming today. Took a pee in the deep end.
Lifeguard noticed. Blew his whistle so loud, I almost fell in.
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︎ Mar 06 2020
If you hold your pee
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︎ May 17 2019
How does a rock pee?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
If your here for pee jokes, urine luck
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︎ Nov 27 2018
How does a rock pee?
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