My son asked me if I peeked at my presents early this year...

I told him that I had Clausible deniability.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazySumo
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A dad was injured while playing peek-a-boo with his son.

He's now in the ICU.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aprilbump
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Where do you take someone who has been injured in a Peek-A-Boo accident?

To the I.C.U

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirtybirdal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Where do Peek A Boos go when they get sick?

They go to the ICU.

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Some well considered puns

From an email my cousin sent me:

I wanted to be a monk but I never got the chants.

I was kidnapped by mimes, they did unspeakable things to me.

The finest shoes are made of smooth leather, my opinion will never be suede.

A perfectionist walked into a bar - apparently it wasn't set high enough.

Man injured in bizarre peek-a-boo accident! He's in ICU.

Went to this horrible bar called "The Fiddle" ... it really was a vile inn.

To the thief who stole my glasses, I will find you - I have contacts.

If any of you knows how to fix hinges my door is always open.

Police car loses wheels to thief! Cops are working tirelessly to nab suspect.

Cold? Go stand in the corner, it's 90 degrees.

If your guy doesn't appreciate fresh fruit puns let that mango.

A few puns make me numb but math puns make me number.

My friend was explaining electricity and I was like "Watt"?

Someone threw a jar of mayo at me, I was like "What the hellman?"

Where did the Terminator find toilet paper? Aisle B, back.

Due to the quarantine I'll only be doing inside jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eli_Truax
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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My son got hurt in a peek-a-boo accident

I took him to the ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The2lied
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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How do mountains see?

They peak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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My little 2 year old sister is in the hospital... she had a peek a boo accident

Now she’s in the ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worldstarguy69
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What’s a baby ghost’s favorite game?

Peek-a-boo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KhaleesiDog
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Peek -A-Boo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilPens
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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My daughter had a horrible peak-a-boo accident

Now she’s in the ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yousuchafukinhoe
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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What does a doctor say when playing Peek-A-Boo with his kid?

Intensive Care Unit!

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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What part of the hospital has the least privacy

The ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoTheF---AmI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What do you call it when a guy tries to sneak peeks at a girl's cleavage?

Cleavesdropping.

Shoutout to my wife for dropping this one on me.

Edit: About 6 people have responded with "peek a boob" already. I applaud the effort, but to me that would be better nickname for nip slips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marco262
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2016
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Two meth heads start a relationship, is that considered speed dating

or just mething around?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skol_vkings
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What’s the best city in Kansas to play Hide-and-Seek?

No-peek-a

Invented by an 8 year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GovernorZipper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Where is the most unlikely place to play peek-a-boo?

I.C.U

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Armyman194
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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Warning!

Be aware We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) I went to pick it up last night and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!WTF??!!! I thought what the hell is that. Has something got in the bag, I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me. I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers, I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ... And there it was ... ... A Peeking Duck!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weedwacker01
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Is it okay to peek into your neighbor’s house if you are still technically in your own property?

Personally I’m on the fence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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Peeking at birds instead of you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toofgib
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ILooveMangoes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Where do people who have seizures in the middle of a "Peek-A-Boo" game go?

They go to the ICU.

I'll show myself out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowingMyselfOut
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2015
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My obese parrot died

It was a weight off my shoulder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ur_boi_76
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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I'm proud of this business near my work
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The easiest word to spell

People have always told me that icy is the easiest word to spell, and now that I think about it, i see why

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaizersozen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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He took my wheel to live!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squatyslav
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Just witnessed this classic on the bus

Passenger: Which bus are you?

Driver: I'm not a bus, I'm the driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourYam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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So somebody asked if I can make martial arts joke

I replied I kendo it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemon_alpha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I entered a dad joke competition and won $1000

It was a grand dad joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huwr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?

Because Monday is a weekday...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Why can’t you let a PokΓ©mon in the bathroom while you’re showering?

Because he might Peek-at-chu.

Optional addition NSFW or kids: And if he gets really excited, he might Squirtle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmarcatch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Did you hear about the boy that went missing in the hospital?

Turns out he was just playing peek-a-boo ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rayj36
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Why aren't there any casinos in africa?

Because of all the cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toodaysthrownaway
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Dad was in the kitchen cooking when he dropped this one.

He peeked around the corner and asked "Son, do you want an ankle meat sandwich?" to which I replied "A what?" to which he quickly retorted "You know, below-knee? (baloney)."

I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life.

Edit: I know the proper spelling is "bologna" but since I have seen both spellings used interchangeably and I know a lot of people DON'T know how to spell it, I used the improper spelling so more people would get the joke. Jeeze.

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Wanna play a game?

>!Peek-A-Boo!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Not mine: Where do you take someone injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?

To the I-C-U!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ssee1848
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Where do you take someone who has been the victim of a Peek-a-boo accident?

The I C U

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kildar13x
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Where do you go for a peek-a-boo injury?

The ICU.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Where do you take someone who was injured in a peek-a-boo accident

The ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Where do you take some one who has been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I...C...U!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bmjerky
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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Where do you take somebody that has been injured in a Peek-a-Boo accident?

The I.C.U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Where do you take someone injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the ICU.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Borguschain
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Where do you go if you get in an accident playing peek-a-boo?

ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YesImThatJ
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Where do you take someone who was injured in peek-a-boo?

To the I-C-U.

Not mine I saw it on /Jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Where do you go if you get hurt playing peek-a-boo?

ICU!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subitosalsum
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2016
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**** PLEASE BE AWARE ****

We ordered a Chinese last from a local place in downtown (we won't name them) went to pick it up and as I was driving home, heard the bags rustling and moving!!!

I thought what on earth is that? Has something got in the bag? I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out.

I was driving so pulled over, I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the chili beef.

I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...

And there it was ...

A Peeking Duck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/createsean
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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