If we have the show "X-Files", Chris Hanson's "To Catch a Predator" could be called "Pedo-Files".
My wife keeps calling me a pedo
That's a big word for a seven year old.
Apple devices track your steps and store them as "pedo-files"
Why doesn't Santa have any kids?
Because he only comes once a year and that's down a chimney
What would Michael Jackson’s pronouns be if he was still alive?
Hee/Hee
What do you call a religious figure who plays Among Us?
Je-sus
What do you call a teacher who doesn’t fart in public?
A private tutor
what does a peeping tom say when he looks through the hospital window?
ICU
I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d been with
She said absolutely! All the others were nines and tens
I want to open a doctors office with a nail salon inside.
It’ll be called “Many Cures and Manicures”
