Pasta Sauce Puns

Because it was Alfredo.

It was a bowlin’ ace.

...he was forced to take out a restraining order.

A Raguun!

It depennes on your taste

and yet according to Kraft Dinner, I’m a 4-person family

You should've seen the look on her face when i drove pasta.

A Pastatute

Pasta sauce

My dad just laid this one on me. Tonight for supper we had a pasta dish with mini pepperonis, cheese, sauce, etc. in it. Normally when my mom makes this she uses regular size pepperoni. I commented how much I liked the meal and she said "I don't know, I kinda like it better with the big pepperoni" to which my dad replies with "I like it better with the little pepperoni, but then again I'm not a big pepperoni fan." A universal sigh was heard around the table.

While talking about what kind of sauce to get for our pasta.

Me: "Do you want to get Prego?" Her: "No I don't think we are ready for kids yet."

Her "oh look, pasta sauce and it's cheap!"

Me "sweet, I don't want to get Prego though."

Her "why not?"

Me "I can't handle a child."

My dad told me to not let the cat eat the leftover pasta, I said that cats don't like pasta, or pesto sauce..

He replied with "I bet she would, I wouldn't put it past her."

Used to be addicted to a certain pasta sauce. Would literally eat it every day, in copious amounts. Gave it up about a year ago because it was super unhealthy.

Went back to the store today and decided to get it again.

I guess I'm back on the sauce.

Told this to a friend and got the "groan" it deserved.

It was alfredo commitment.