Parisian Puns

A list of puns related to "Parisian"

What did the Parisian man say when he tripped?

"Oh no! Eiffel!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TwoValiant
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What do you call a Parisian midget?

A metro-gnome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostOfSorabji
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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What happens when a Roman insults a Parisian's coffee?

A French Roast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDarkVigilante
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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Did you hear about the Parisian that got so sad when he saw Notre Dame burn, that he threw himself in the river?

He was in Seine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oggemer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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What do you call a Parisian pancake maker who asks too many personal questions?

Crepe-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deter86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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What do you call a Parisian pancake maker who asks too many personal questions? reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deter86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Gustave Eiffel was shorter than most Parisians

But he was eventually able to tower over them all

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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If you're a Parisian reporter...

you're the French Press.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StoneyOneKenobi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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Got thrown out of a Parisian restaurant called 'La Guerre' because they didn't believe I could speak French. This means war, I said.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pomsquared
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Son: My sister is making me INSANE.

Me: Did she push you off of a Parisian bridge?

Wife: πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiFiGuy197
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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