Did you see the latest fashion trend is adhesive based dresses and suits?

From what I heard they’re a bit tacky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesydoodlers
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Optimus with fashion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eshan_24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...

He dresses in Argh-mani suits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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It's incredible how quickly fashion changes. Last year it was hydroflasksksksks...

...now it is covid masksksksks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rover359
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Optimus out of fashion
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehlol_com
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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My daughter says I'm no fashion Mogul

but i just released a new fragrance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/relayrider
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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There was a flood at a fashion store

All the clothes are now Superwet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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What did the fashion designer Tommy do when he ran into a problem?

I'm not too sure, but Tommy, he'll figure it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bogmired
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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How do you browse the trump fashion line?

You read the MAGAzine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebee03
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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News anchor: This just in. Polaroid cameras are coming back in fashion.

More on this as it develops...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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Who always wins fashion competitions?

People who tie for first place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jojabean
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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What do you call a newspaper column that gives advice about fashion wear?

Article of clothing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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I didn’t like my fruit fashion show experience.

I hate getting in pears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OogaBoogaWoog
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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What do we say to the God of Fashion?

Hail Satin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deter86
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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A-dress by a formal man-or in a then present-dential fashion.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OldSchoolJedi80
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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In college I studied American history and fashion design...

My final project was "Gettysburg, a dress".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kainer1000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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What do you call a bigoted fashion designer?

Clothes-minded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoRUGurl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Did you hear about the man who was brought in by the fashion police?

They questioned him over his criminal ties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Fashion Police
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnotNotNaught
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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English Fashion

What do people like to wear in England? Tea-Shirts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/th3_unkn0w
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What do you call the staff of a British fashion and lifestyle magazine waiting for a warm beverage?

Elle GB tea queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmdc
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Midget fashion is popular in β€˜Apparel-Elf Universe’.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2018
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I hear China is reviving old fashions featuring beloved animals.

But I don't think I will be able to afford a pair of pandaloons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geldonyetich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards in a single-file fashion?

A receding hare line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waxattacks
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2016
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Are glass coffins the latest fashion trend?

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trinitykill
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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My Dad is a little confused about current fashion trends.

I walked into the kitchen wearing a new orange t-shirt.

Me: I wasn't sure I'd look good in orange, but I really like this new shirt.

Dad: You know, I heard orange is the new black.

Me: That's a TV show.

Dad: Oh, that makes so much more sense.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizkidmn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2014
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Got my sister-in-law in biblical fashion

My sister-in-law posted on her Facebooks, β€œWhat time does church start on Christmas Eve? Is is 5 or 530? I can never remember.”

I responded,”it sounds like you are suffering from Mass confusion.”

Not sure if she made it in time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theeclat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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I wanted to wear my fursuit to the fancy dress party, but I was told it was a fashion faux paw.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/F-O
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2018
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Would it be fair to call the upcoming spring fashion trends the β€œlook of dis May”?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/c_a_george
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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A friend of mine has decided that people should only wear one type of fashion.

He's very clothes-minded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsaacsBinder
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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Did you hear about the fashion designer and the nurse that did a comedy show together?

They had everyone in stitches!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawless_7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2018
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Funny name for a charity fashion night?

We're running a student fashion night with the proceeds going towards clothing homeless people. Can anyone think of a clever name?

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Breaking fashion news! This summer men will be wearing a rubber wheel cover.

It's formal, a tire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thkoog
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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If I was to go into edible fashion design I'd call my company "The Smell"

Our ad campaign would be "Can you rock what The Smell is cooking?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danarchist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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Tree pants are sticking in the fashion industry. reddit.com/r/funny/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BAKED_BROTATOZ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2013
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What do you do when you're an airplane at a fashion show and you don't know what you're doing?

Just go down the runway as fast as you can and wing it.

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I picked up a Russian fashion magazine and it was just pictures...

...because Russian doesn't have any articles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Autochron
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2015
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What do you say when you catch a fashion designer?

A'GACI!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theredwillow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2015
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Did you hear about the man brought in by the Fashion Police?

They questioned him over his criminal ties...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/modestmunky
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2015
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