A list of puns related to "Fashions"
From what I heard theyβre a bit tacky.
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
...now it is covid masksksksks.
but i just released a new fragrance
All the clothes are now Superwet
I'm not too sure, but Tommy, he'll figure it out.
You read the MAGAzine
More on this as it develops...
People who tie for first place
Article of clothing
I hate getting in pears.
Hail Satin
My final project was "Gettysburg, a dress".
Clothes-minded.
They questioned him over his criminal ties.
What do people like to wear in England? Tea-Shirts
Elle GB tea queue
But I don't think I will be able to afford a pair of pandaloons.
A receding hare line.
Remains to be seen.
I walked into the kitchen wearing a new orange t-shirt.
Me: I wasn't sure I'd look good in orange, but I really like this new shirt.
Dad: You know, I heard orange is the new black.
Me: That's a TV show.
Dad: Oh, that makes so much more sense.
My sister-in-law posted on her Facebooks, βWhat time does church start on Christmas Eve? Is is 5 or 530? I can never remember.β
I responded,βit sounds like you are suffering from Mass confusion.β
Not sure if she made it in time.
He's very clothes-minded.
They had everyone in stitches!
We're running a student fashion night with the proceeds going towards clothing homeless people. Can anyone think of a clever name?
It's formal, a tire.
Our ad campaign would be "Can you rock what The Smell is cooking?"
Just go down the runway as fast as you can and wing it.
...because Russian doesn't have any articles.
A'GACI!
They questioned him over his criminal ties...
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