After a coworker lost his leg to bone cancer, I am thinking of starting a business that only sells one shoe out of a pair, to cater to amputees...
I'll call it "Foot Lacker"
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︎ Aug 28 2022
Am thinking of writing a sonnet about an Elizabethan trying to break in a new pair of buskins. May call it, "The Taming of the Shoe."
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︎ Jul 06 2012
What pair of shoes do kidnappers love the most?
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︎ Aug 18 2022
I bought a pair of shoes from my local drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ May 24 2022
What do a pair of shoes say when some goes wrong?
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︎ Apr 27 2022
My wife got me a pair of shoes , and she got the same kind for herself
I guess that makes us, soul-mates
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︎ Dec 14 2021
How much skin is needed to make a pair of shoes?
2 ft
Credit: u/Pharmphresh
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︎ Nov 20 2021
My new hobby is making shoes out of food, recently I made a pair out of banana skins!
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︎ Jan 06 2022
Like a pair of orthopedic shoes,
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︎ Sep 08 2021
I had a dream where I was chased by a massive pair of shoes.
Catching up to me was no small feet.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
Man goes to his psychiatrist and says, "I keep thinking I'm a French pair of shoes."
Psychiatrist says, "What makes you chasseur?"
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I recently bought a new pair of Orpothedic shoes
Doctor: No, it's pronounced 'Orthopedic'
Me: Ah, I stand corrected
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︎ Dec 02 2020
What is a synonym for a pair of shoes?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
Why did the distance runner buy a new pair of shoes?
It would be helpful in the long run.
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Another pair of retired dad shoes. RIP.
Another pair of retired dad shoes. RIP. https://imgur.com/gallery/M1E45XT
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︎ Oct 19 2019
My boyfriend got frustrated while I was trying to choose a pair of shoes...
Him: "just pick any pair. It's not like they have feelings"
Me: "But they do have soles!!"
We both groaned.
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︎ Oct 01 2014
What is Michael Jackson's favorite pair of shoes
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︎ Mar 13 2019
I need a new pair of shoes...
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︎ Aug 06 2018
After a world-renowned athlete lost an important match, his wife suggested that in the future he wear a pair of her panties in his shoes for good luck to boost his confidence.
Heβs been undie-feeted ever since.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Me: *wearing same 5 year old pair of shoes* Son: Itβs time to get new shoes. Yours have holes.
Me: Well how else would I put them on?
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︎ Jul 25 2019
I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer, dunno what he's laced them with,
but I've been trippin all day.
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︎ Jun 17 2022
I bought a pair of shoes from my shady neighbor.
I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day.
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︎ Jun 05 2022
I bought a pair of shoes off a drugsdealer today
I donβt know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.
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︎ May 31 2022
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
I donβt know what he laced them with but they had me trippin all day
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︎ Apr 03 2022
I bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer, dunno what heβs laced them with
but they keep falling off when I walk
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︎ Jun 17 2022
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer
I donβt know what he laced them with but Iβve been tripping all day
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︎ Apr 04 2022
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer this morning.
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ Dec 29 2021
I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer
I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been trippin all day!
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︎ Apr 21 2022
So a guy bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer
I donβt know what he laced them with but he was tripping all day
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︎ Sep 27 2021
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer
I donβt know what they were laced with but I have been tripping all day.
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︎ Jan 04 2022
I bought a pair of running shoes from my neighborβ¦
β¦I donβt know what he laced them with but Iβve been tripping all week!
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︎ Feb 19 2022
Recently bought a pair of shoes from my local drug dealer...
Donβt know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day...
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︎ Apr 08 2021
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Why do younever buy a pair of shoes from a drug dealer?
Because you don't know what he laces them with and you'll be tripping all day.
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︎ Feb 22 2020
I bought a pair of shoes from this drug dealer yesterday
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping the whole day.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
I just bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer
I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ Dec 06 2019
What do you call a pair of shoes ?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I recently bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer
Not sure what he laced them with but i have been tripping all day.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer. I donβt know what he laced them with but Iβve been tripping all day.
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︎ Aug 21 2019
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer today.
I donβt know what he laced them with, but Iβve been tripping all day.
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︎ Nov 20 2019
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer..
I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day
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︎ Oct 30 2016
Yesterday, I bought A Pair Of Shoes From A Drug Dealer...
... I don't have a clue what he laced them with, but I have been tripping hard!
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︎ Oct 25 2017
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!
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︎ Feb 20 2020
I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer...
...I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.
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︎ Mar 01 2018
I bought pair of shoes from a drug dealer.
I don't know what was in the laces because I was tripping around all day.
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︎ May 23 2019
I bought a pair of shoes from my drug dealer
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day
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︎ Sep 14 2018
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