Challenge: Absorption/Dye/Paint Puns
I'm doing a poster on Electron Absorption Spectroscopy, where we measure the absorption of 4 Dyes, and I need a title. My old title was "Dye Another Day" but I decided to make the poster paint themed as opposed to James Bond themed and if possible I'd like a title that reflects that. Thanks!
How did the cheese paint his wife?
What's blue and smells like red paint?
I got hired to paint someone’s home.
I charged for the labor but not the paint. The homeowner said, “why didn’t you charge for the paint?” I said, “don’t worry about the paint. It’s on the house.”
My buddy used to paint these beautiful beach scapes when he lived on the coast, but since he’s moved away, he won’t paint any more.
I guess he’s now an ex-cape-artist...
I’m planning a paint themed party for my friend, any paint/art themed puns I can use for the invitations?
My wife told me she got some paint in her eye
I said damn, did it make you color blind?
I went to the paint store to get thinner.
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.
A preacher with a lisp hired a sinner to paint his church. To save money, the sinner man added water into the paint can. It didn’t work well. The preacher told him:
Young man, you need to repaint and thin no more.
Paint me like one of your French ghouls
I was working my 9-5 at the paint supply warehouse, I just asked my boss for a raise
He handed me a ladder and asked if that was good enough
Sad to report the death of the founder of Dulux paint. He died this morning from hypothermia on top of a mountain.
It's been reported he could have done with another coat.
Have a joke about paint drying
But it is a bit boring and takes too long to tell.
A new hot single by "The Paint Rollers"
A ship carrying purple paint ran into a ship carrying brown paint.
The survivors were marooned.
A painter forgets to paint the trim a different color.
The home owner comes out and says “That’s all white.”
Did you know Michelangelo didn’t paint a single painting?
The hardware store just told me they didn’t have any intermediate paint colors between green and violet.
That was out of the blue.
I knew a guy who gave away his art but he only seemed to paint ducks with incomplete faces.
I asked about it once and he said “I like to bill them later.”
I am going to open a paint studio with the Grim Reaper.
I am going to call it Brush With Death
How did the cheesemonger paint his boat?
During my first month on the road paving crew, they always gave me all the worst jobs. I endured all of it, up until they put me on paint duty...
...that's where I finally had to draw the line.
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
What’s red and smells like blue paint?
What's blue and tastes like red paint?
What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday
What’s red and smells like green paint?
I went to the paint store to get thinner
What's blue and smells like red paint?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's green and smells like red paint?
What's red and smells like blue paint??
What is blue and smells like red paint
What’s blue and smells like red paint
I went to the paint store to get thinner
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What's blue and smells like red paint?
What’s blue and smells like red paint?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
I went to the paint store to get thinner
What's red and smells like blue paint?
What’s blue and smells like red paint?
What's blue, wet and smells like red paint?
What's blue and smells like red paint?
What's blue and smells like red paint?
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
