Before surgery to remove my wisdom teeth, the dentist said I could choose between laughing gas, or a canoe paddle to knock me out.

It was an Ether / Oar situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2022
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Some people like to paddle the front of a canoe, others prefer the back.

I can do either oar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaturnSunRoof
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2023
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The doctor asked me if I wanted anesthesia or if I just wanted to be knocked out with a canoe paddle.

I guess it was an ether oar situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphamale968
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2022
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Before my surgery today, the anesthesiologist asked if I'd like to be knocked out with gas or he could just hit me over the head with a canoe paddle. So I guess it was...

...an ether/oar situation...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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During a recent camping trip, my son rigged his drone to paddle his canoe for him. He called it the "DronePaddle3000".

I just call it a Rowbot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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We have a metal paddle for our canoe...

I told the kids it's iron oar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcjgreen
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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There was a big sale on canoe paddles at the store today.

It was quite an oar deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Passionate man paddling a canoe:

Some oak on the water; there's fire in this guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antmansclone
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2016
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The sporting goods store downtown was having a big sale on canoe paddles, but traffic and road construction made it real pain to get there...

...yeah, it was quite the ordeal to get the oar deal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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What do you call a mechanical man paddling a canoe?

A Rowbot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteveHRRT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
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What do you call a transformer that turns into a canoe...

A rowbot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickySan65
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2023
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A list of over 350 Dad Jokes!

Save them to your Phone and always have witty jokes at the palm of your hand.

3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates.

5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.

A bartender broke up with her boyfriend, but he kept asking her for another shot.

A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. β€œI’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please,” it says. β€œSorry, but I can’t serve you,” the bartender replies. β€œYou’re out of your head.”

A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve food here.'

A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people: the student, his mama, and his pauper.

A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. β€œWe don’t serve your kind here,” the bartender says. β€œWhy not?” one yogurt asks. β€œWe’re cultured.”

A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.

A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.

A guy walks into a bar, and there’s a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, β€œWhat are you staring at? Haven’t you ever seen a horse tending bar before?” The guy says, β€œIt’s not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place.”

A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, β€œWhat’s with the paper towel?” The pirate says, β€œArrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!”

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, β€œI don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

Armed robbersβ€”some say they’re a drain on society, but you’ve got to give it to them.

Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.

Can February March? No, but April May!

Cooking out this weekend? Don’t forget the pickle. It’s kind of a big dill.

Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.

Dad, can you put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire.

Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut!

Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.

Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?

Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.

Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip? I was heels over head!

Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escape

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bugasum
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2022
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Two grains of sand are talking in the desert...

One says to other "busy isn't it"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waddyameme
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2023
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I don't know how to paddle in a canoe

Canoe?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Catalyst-Kid
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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Which paddle do you use when you sit in the front of a canoe?

Either oar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SugaFreeART
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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